Your source for sports and culture analysis from the Natural himself.
So you're telling me you wouldn't fuck her? Not the fat one, I'm pointing at her daughter. You wouldn't hit that?
No No, I'm talking about that fucker Brett Meyers. Yeah, that's the sonbitch who KO'd his wife.
or...That fucker is going to be playing for the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs in a couple of days.
or...If you even mention sabermetrics I will shove this pencil so far up your ass that you'll be writing the lineup card with your eye.
"Hey man! Check this out! I can make this pen look like it's made out of rubber. See? It wobbles."