Your source for sports and culture analysis from the Natural himself.
(Guy in background) "Wow. So it looks like that internet thing is here to stay, huh?"
(Guy in background) "Wow. From the looks of this injury, it doesn't look like a lot of people are going to be commenting for the Caption Contest. Sorry, Deuce."(Deuce) "NOOOOO!!!"
I have been thinking about this all day and the only thing I can come up with is:"Icehouse wins with his first two captions"
Deuce: Stick a finger in my ass!Trainer: Thaaaat's weird.
"Reggie honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
ANIMAL HOUSE REFERENCE!
Deuce just found out that these guys are in fact not real athletic trainers, BUT they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Damn. Joey wins again.