Sunday, October 26, 2008

Monday Morning Shit Storm




Boo.

Well Halloween is upon us, so the only logical shit storm is debating the best Halloween costumes right?

Wrong. Dead F-ing wrong.

Everyone thinks All hallows eve is all about costumes, candy, and celebrating with friends and family.

They are also wrong.

Halloween is essentially an excuse to F shit up. What, you think giving sugar to costumed adolescents is not a recipe for disaster?

So for this storm we are going to talk about the true meaning of Halloween.

Pranks.

Now I'm going to go against shit storm rules because there isn't a malicious prank that I don't love, however there is one that holds a special place in my heart.

Two words about this: Piss and Poor

I don't like to brag, but where I come from Tping is not a silly prank, it's a way of life.

Notice how they only hit the lower tree levels. I hope they realize that the toilet paper can be easily removed at that level, obviously they did not use the proper stiff arm form. It seems that they only used 10 rolls, and look at all the wasted paper on the ground...kids today.

So for the shit storm, list your favorite Halloween prank. I have about 50 off the top of my head.
Posted by Steve Lattimer at 9:00 PM
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16 comments:

  1. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:42 PM

    a close second is placing salami on someones car. Talk about polka-dots.

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  2. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:44 PM

    It's always nice to stick Limburger cheese in someones radiator.

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  3. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:44 PM

    Fish guts in mailbox

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  4. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    Duct-taping doorways

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  5. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    Eggs thrown at anything

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  6. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    forking

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  7. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    A catfish suprise

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  8. Steve LattimerOctober 26, 2008 at 9:54 PM

    Destroying mailboxes for no reason

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  9. UnknownOctober 26, 2008 at 9:58 PM

    forking, t-ping, and shredded newspaper on someone's yard.

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  10. IcehouseOctober 26, 2008 at 10:56 PM

    Best TP scene of anything? The music video for "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins. Personally, I don't find smashing pumpkins (literally) that cool.

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  11. IcehouseOctober 26, 2008 at 10:59 PM

    Shooting out street lights with pellet guns.

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  12. Zack StovallOctober 27, 2008 at 8:41 AM

    Putting mustard on someone's welcome mat on their porch.

    An added zinger is to write "Welcome!" with the mustard on said mat. It's even better if you misspell the word 'welcome.'

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  13. IcehouseOctober 27, 2008 at 8:55 AM

    If someone has a lawn refuse bag full of grass clippings or leaves, drive as fast as you can and ram it. The result is a geyser of lawn refuse.

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  14. IcehouseOctober 27, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    1) Take shit in a Taco Bell box.
    2) Microwave in enemy's dorm room. 3) Laugh.

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  15. Steve LattimerOctober 27, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    That is a classic

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  16. IcehouseOctober 27, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    Waterballoons.

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