Monday, August 29, 2011

GRH College Football Preview Part Deux

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This week we wrap up our college football coverage this. Returning to us is our West Coast friend Cole along with our new guest Jeff. We try to clean up our preview of the SEC, and then talk some national topics. In this episode you'll hear strong homerisms for both Arkansas and Oregon. Icehouse bathes in the tears of OU fans, while Jeff busts out some bold predictions. Oh and we got cut off again for the second week in a row, which is nice.

Hey What's Up

Hey What's Up? I'm NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. You know the guy who fines everyone single handedly saved the NFL lockout using his charm and whit.

Anyway, I know the fans still have some lingering disgust towards the league because of the lockout. Which is why I'm going on a grassroots campaign and encourage individuals to hold football parties, visit your favorite bar, buy official gear at the NFL teamshop, and to play fantasy football.

GRH has set up its own little league, so I'm here to give you a couple tips.

-Tom Brady=Championship. I'll make damn sure of that.
-Same goes for Pey Pey
-Obviously Terrell Pryor is out 5 games because you know, I can
-Kenny Britt however, is a great late round pick!
-Be wary of the Steelers D with all the fines and what not
-Generally favor any Large market or national appeal team.

If you follow these rules I feel like you have a good chance to win. I've won my league every year I've been commissioner, because you know, I can.

So your instructions for The Ghost of Roy Hobbs league. Go to Yahoo (Yahoo? oh what the fuck lattimer) Go to yahoo and create a profile. Then go to fantasy sports/fantasy football. Ask to join a private league.

League ID= 677531
Password= grh

have fun! while it lasts because someday the NFL will own all rights to this and you'll have to pay a $30 tribute to the all mighty Roger just for the right to play.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

College Football Preview part 1

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We lost our QB for this podcast, but we didn't back down. Why? Because we're GAMERS that's why. In this episode, we dish out our conference previews, Icehouse reveals the darkness of Texas football, and Dr. Joe gives us his new team. Even better, we had our first guest Cole drop some Pac 12 knowledge, while also telling us about the mysteries and wonders of Portland. We dropped so analysis bombs so this went 45 mins, and since we are poor, and don't pay for blog talk, we got cut off at the end. Fear not Hobbers, we will finish with part two in the coming future.

Monday, August 22, 2011


What's the verdict on this? Obviously, the baserunners from the Omaham Storm Chasers (lol) look like doofuses (doofi?). Now, Nashville Sounds (awful name) center fielder Logan Schafer did a great job of tracking the ball down, but he probably should have caught it on the first go-round, and not off of his noggin.

I think the real winner here is the Sounds' manager. Because his name is Don Money.

So you can shit storm if you want about why this play is brilliant/dubious. Or about favorite triple plays. Or whatever.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

GRH Podcast #6

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Well we brought the thunder tonight. We start off with Miami, aids, and abortions. We talk a little NFL, then move to favorite 90's baseball players, and as always finish it off with our thoughts of the week.

Be sure to check us out next week when we drop knowledge bombs with our CFB preview. And we get our first guest.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Scabs does yoga

Brian Scalabrine: I call this position ginger's plight. It symbolizes the struggle of the red-haired human species in the face of daunting pressure to fit in despite being hideously ugly.

Now let's transition through vomiting giraffe to open clambake. Ah, that takes me back. Remember when I was on the Celtics and everyone loved me? They even had a nickname for me: Mascot. I'm not sure what it means, I'm not as plugged into urban culture as I used to be. Now breathe deeply, you feel that? The opening of the chest along the lateral plane? That's why this pose is so popular with expecting mothers.

Ok, now take a twirling monkey into presenting panda. Mmmmmm. Breathe deeply, settle into it. Oooh, I'm tight back there today. Yeah. It's stretches like this that keep me limber throughout the grind of the NBA season. Hm? No, I've never played a full NBA season. How many what? Oh, I played 88 minutes last season. Including the playoffs.

Look, whatever. It's a great way to meet chicks. Which... is why... I'm doing it in a park with a dude. Wait a second, who are you?

Random gay dude: Just someone who's enjoying the view ya big flame-ball.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

GRH Podcast #5

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Today on this our 5th PODCAST!!! We talk about shitty sports movies. (Here is the post where I destroy The Replacements) The moves following the NFL lockout. Dr. Joe's Love of the Tennessee Titans, Seattle Seahawks, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!!! And we end it with a little Randy Moss and as always, our thoughts for the day.

We've noticed listeners have gone up. So please if you have any comments drop us a line and tell us how we're doing.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Monday Morning S--t Storm

No Shit Storm today.

Instead, read this narrative of the mission to kill Bin-Laden.