Friday, February 22, 2008

Relearn your playoff teams!

Sweet home Chicago! Trades!

Pau is on Lakers. Two worthless sacks of shit are on the Grizz.

Shaq is on the Suns. The Matrix is on a non-playoff team. Enjoy, dumbass.

Jason Kidd brings his bitch-slapping circus back to where it belongs. Dallas. Dallas loses some people of merit, but nobody they will miss with Kidd, considering he grabs more boards than DeSagana Diop.

The rundown of yesterday's wackiness is as follows:
Feb. 21, 2008 (Five trades involving 22 players)

# CHICAGO traded Ben Wallace, Joe Smith and a 2009 second round draft pick to CLEVELAND for Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes, Shannon Brown and Cedric Simmons; CHICAGO traded Adrian Griffin to SEATTLE; CLEVELAND traded Donyell Marshall and Ira Newble to SEATTLE; SEATTLE traded Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West to CLEVELAND
# PORTLAND acquired G Von Wafer from DENVER in exchange for G Taurean Green
# MINNESOTA acquired G Kirk Snyder, a 2010 second-round draft pick and cash from HOUSTON in exchange for G Gerald Green
# DETROIT acquired G Juan Dixon from TORONTO for C Primoz Brezec
# NEW ORLEANS acquired G/F Bonzi Wells, G Mike James, and cash from HOUSTON for G Adam Haluska, G Bobby Jackson, F Marcus Vinicius and a 2008 second round pick; MEMPHIS will receive Vinicius, the rights to Malick Badiane and cash in exchange for the rights to Sergei Lishouk

Could Bron have a supporting cast? I will miss Donyell Marshall looking like he doesn't want to be there while raining 3s.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Gilbert Arenas talks a lot. Sometimes he says too much.

The Following is an actual quote from Gilbert Arenas:

“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

God damn, Gilbert.