If someone had asked me how Delonte West was spending the lockout, I would have taken that as creative license to make up whatever bonkers activity my feeble and withered brain could have come up with in five minutes. Heck, I might have even turned it into one of Booker Pogue and I's lists.
But no. No, according to his twitter feed, and the application above, he is now an employee at Regency Furniture. Somehow, this baffles me more than any other alternative.
True to form, Delonte West is the wild card. A few highlights of the past few years:
- Boned LeBron's mom
- Punched a teammate in practice
- Recorded a freestyle rap about KFC in the parking lot of a KFC
- Was arrested for speeding on a Spyder with two handguns and a shotgun in a guitar case