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Six Years.
Six miserable years.
But guess what, it is time to pay the pied fucking piper.
Let Missouri Texas Hate Week Begin.
I wen to college with a bunch of people from Texas. They are a warm friendly people, they have adequate hygiene, and possess average IQ levels. But, they have one problem... they are from Texas. For six fucking years I had to put up with all the bullshit, the cowboy hats, the belt buckles, the shitty beer, BBQ elitism, the music...wait that's good. Oh the stupid bumper stickers. However, the absolute worst thing I had to deal with was the University of Texas Football.
For a state that claims "Football is a Religion" they don't know jack shit about the game. Watching a game with various Texas fans is like watching the game with my five year old cousin.
So TGORH faithful, The Icehouse and myself are going to express our distaste in blog form. It should be fun, and we may get bored with it by the end of the week. I encourage all of you to stop by and express your hate for one side or the other.
And remember, keep Austin weird.
Homos.
For a state that claims "Football is a Religion" they don't know jack shit about the game. Watching a game with various Texas fans is like watching the game with my five year old cousin.
So TGORH faithful, The Icehouse and myself are going to express our distaste in blog form. It should be fun, and we may get bored with it by the end of the week. I encourage all of you to stop by and express your hate for one side or the other.
And remember, keep Austin weird.
Homos.
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"Keep Austin weird" refers to our acceptance of all people. Letting everybody be who they want to be.
ReplyDeleteIt's about individualism and freedom, you un-american bigots.
Furthermore, I know plenty about football. Homerism > accuracy when the Longhorns are concerned.
ReplyDeletego play with your hackey sack
ReplyDeleteYeah I wasn't really referring to you...if you catch my drift.
ReplyDeleteI'm fully aware.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure it's necessary to have a movement to "Keep Austin Weird." I think it's necessary to the essence Austin to be so.
ReplyDeleteWere Austin not weird it would have to be called something else. Like "New Dallas" or something like that.
Austin was originally called "Waterloo." How's that?
ReplyDeleteNo, It still sucks.
ReplyDeleteYou craycray.
ReplyDeleteas the only austin resident, employee at a record store called waterloo, former bouncer at a gay bar, and the weirdest motherfucker to post on your so-called "blog," you can suck the weirdest of my fucking nuts, which would be the left one.
ReplyDeletealso, to be truly accurate, the keep austin weird slogan was developed as a slogan to entice people to support local businesses, such as whippersnap startups like WHOLE FOODS.
but whatever, i'm gonna go read some proudhon at spiderhouse and then go check out the latest neo-balkan string group at a house show. if you come down, you can check out the everlast show at antone's, brah.
missouri wishes it could bring in the amount of lackadaisical failures to study liberal arts only to end up supporting a service economy that props up a sub-par arts scene. suck it mizzou.
hook 'em.
To be fair, Everlast sucks.
ReplyDeleteto be fair, that's what i was implying.
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