Your source for sports and culture analysis from the Natural himself.
"They call that the road to the olympics. If you work hard you may earn a gold medal yourself."
"There's a permanent grove where all those medals went. By the way America, I'm gay."
"Where am I? Isn't this show off the air yet?"
"Childhood? No I didn't have one of those. School? I mean, I quit going when I was 12 so I could focus on swimming. How did I get my amazing personality you say? Oh, I just held my breath for 12 minutes, and when I came to, this is what I was like."
phelps is the man. i would for sure kiss him if he wanted it.
Coochie Coochie Coo!
"I eat babies...it's all apart of my 100,000 calorie a day diet. I'm so jacked right now!"
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glad to see we have another vag on the front page."Does anyone here have another belt? It seems my clothes are trying to get away from me."
Reporter: "This groove in your abs is freakish."Phelps: "Nah, it's a really good motivational tool. The night before a meet, I lay on the couch, fill it with water, and imagine it's a lane with a little me in it - swimming to victory!"Reporter: "Right."
Phelps pregame chat- "Micheal we will let you show your abs if you just promise not to talk. It'll be great just like in half of your commercials. Listen sometimes talking makes you look like a real dbag. Ask Ryan Howard if he regrets talking in those those Subway commercials."
"Quick! Look at my abs, not my under bite!"
Man, I am uncomfortable. I fucking hate dry land.
Actually I learned to swim so well when as a child my mother repeatedly tried to drown me because my personality was so miserable. She is a large woman and this core strength is very necessary to fight her off and keep her from killing me.