Caption Contest: Young LeBron Cracks Wise

This picture should spawn a whole lot of better comments besides this one. I hope that many of you come up with some of them.

WOO!

Ron Artest's impression of Dave Chappelle's impression of Rick James always makes Kobe laugh.

"Hey Robin Lopez, what did the five fingers say to the face?!"

This picture was just entirely too great not to post. Why not make it a caption contest? Go for it.

UPDATE! MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE! Because THIS happened.

"Now you see kids, Ron did a very good thing by coming to me first to tell me that he broke the window. Thank you, Ron, now you go play with the blocks while the grown ups clean it up."

Caption Contest!!!

Animated gif edition!!!

Really there is so much to work with here

Dad in the left next to the kid in the green coat:

Dad: Look son, the Native New Yorker prevented that young Latino man on the other team from catching the ball, and now he is celebrating in his native tounge.

Kid: Dad, What's a Goombah?

Dad: I believe he means Italian American

Kid: Thanks, for the tickets Dad, you're the best!

Dad: Oh son I didn't pay for these, They were a gift from my Hedge Fund manager.

Oh, and unfortunately the Jay Marrioti look a like is pretty much figured out, here it is.

Jay look alike: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!

Ok lot's of material. Get after it.

Thanks to Boston lover, Yankee hater, and one hell of an American @HisHolinessHere for the gif

Andre Iguodala probably wouldn't fit in on the Jets

Chill out, Andre. You just won the World Basketball Championship. The first time the USA has won the gold in said tournament since 1994.

Sure, it sucks standing next to Danny Granger and Stephen Curry, but don't take it out on the dancer. She's just shaking what her Istanbul mama gave her.

Eh, who am I kidding. Step aside, bitch. Andre Iguodala demands it.

Caption Contest!

Ok, everybody shut up. Here's this thing. Gotta do it quick.

First of all, the Texans are having fun at camp.


Next up, Tiger Woods loses his grip.


And finally, Keith Hernandez and Rodney Dangerfield.


Have fun!

Caption Contest!

Aaaaand we're back. Time to have fun with some pictures.

First and foremost, Amar'e Stoudemire goes fishing in Montana.


Next up, surfing legend Kelly Slater tosses out the first pitch at a Dodgers game.


Finally, the Tim Tebow "Friar Tuck" in all of its glory.


Enjoy!

Caption Contest!

Ok, let's make this one quick.

First up, Al Harrington, JR Smith and Dahntay Jones play golf.


Now, Southern Cal's new Athletic Director stands among ill-gotten spoils.


Finally, Dwight Howard wins a game of keep-away against dozens of Taiwanese children.


Woo! Blogging!

Caption Contest!

In honor of the two definitely, and one probable, retirees from baseball managing as of late, here's a capcon for them.



"Listen, Gary. It's not YOU. It's me. Me...and Derek."

"SCISSORS ARE SHARP. THEY SHOULD ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS BEAT ROCKS, PAPER, AND ANYONE HOLDING EITHER OF THEM."

"Love me, love me. Say that you love me. Need me, need me, just say that you need me."


And while I'll be very sad when it happens, for the purposes of capconning, it'll be a good day when this man retires.

Hobbers, ho!

Caption Contest!

Not necessarily a caption contest, per se, but we have do have a sweet collection of pictures from Buzzfeed of Mick Jagger watching the World Cup.







Sweet. Rolling Stones in the house.

Caption Contest!

"He wadda ya doing habba da madda. Comubba yaguzza, makka la flarra ma uprilla!"

USMNT Caption Contest

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!!!

Caption Contest!

No quippy intros. Let's just get to this.

First up, Barry Switzer is happy, and drunk.


Kendry Morales broke his leg after a walk-off grand slam the other day.


And finally, Federer lost. And made this kid do creepy things.


Have fun!

Caption Contest!

YES! Memorial Day is close! We're on the home stretch. Let's have a good cap con.

First up, David Beckham. Ready for war.


Now, Kevin Garnett and Vince Carter. One clearly cares more than the other. If you watch tonight's game, this will also be evident.


And finally, for no reason at all, Vlade Divac and Weeman.


Have at it. These should be good. Send to your friends, they might even want to get in on the fun.

Caption Contest!

Good shit storm everybody. Good lazy Tuesday. Now we gots a caption contest. Let's party.

First up, KG and Kendrick Perkins meet President George W. Bush.


And now, Hideki Matsui has a sad. Or a sleepy, whatever.


Enjoy.

Caption Contest!

Everybody get excited for Wednesday! Hilarious photos need captioning!

First, Bill Belichick and Josh McDaniel disagree about something. They're probably arguing about which toilet seats are the most fun to piss on.


Next, Lou Piniella wants a hug. Or a better call. Can't tell.


And finally, Detlef Schrempf gets an earful from Dennis Rodman.


Caption that shit. Sound good? You guys do the dirty work. I'm busy.

Caption Contest!

Pictures! Caption them! Yeeeeuh!


BEEEESSSSST FRIEEEEENDS


McNabb and Justin Bieber. A match made in who-gives-a-shit?

Get on it, muhfuckas!

Caption Contest!

Ok. Either I offended our fanbase, or that was too many words in the post below. Either way, let's get back to the mindless fun.

First up, Mark Messier hangs out with Goldie Hawn and Burt Reynolds.


To continue with the athletes and celebs, here's Howie Long checking out Britney Spears.


And finally, Belichick and Meyer revel in their sea of smarm.


Have at it, jabronies.

Caption Contest!

We're finally right in the middle of Spring. NBA Playoffs start this weekend, and baseball season is a go. It's going to be good. Now let's get some much needed captions to these pictures.

First up, Tiger and Big Ben, hamming it up.


Next, Deshawn Stephenson gets his pong on.


And finally, Pau Gasol explains something to Phil Jackson.


These are some of the best pictures we've had in a while. Have at it.

Caption Contest!

It's going to be a good week. Baseball hath returned, the Champion's League is in full swing (and has two games today), and the most soothing golf tournament in the world fills out HD TVs with azaleas, lush greenery, and as few minorities as possible. A tradition like no other.

SO! Pictures! Pictures to caption! Please do not lump all of your captions into one comment box. More comments make me think that more people are paying attention to me, and well, I could use the ego boost.

First up, we have Gordon Hayward freaking out while Lance Thomas seems oddly at ease.


Keeping with the college hoops we have Tiger, really really happy at a Stanford game.


Keeping with the Tiger theme, we have a picture of his girlfriend from his Stanford days. This isn't a funny picture, I just want the meanest thing you can possibly say about this obviously jilted ex-lover.


Party. Caption away.

Caption Contest!

Here's some pictures. Have fun.





I'm busy. Be back later.