Really there is so much to work with here
Dad in the left next to the kid in the green coat:
Dad: Look son, the Native New Yorker prevented that young Latino man on the other team from catching the ball, and now he is celebrating in his native tounge.
Kid: Dad, What's a Goombah?
Dad: I believe he means Italian American
Kid: Thanks, for the tickets Dad, you're the best!
Dad: Oh son I didn't pay for these, They were a gift from my Hedge Fund manager.
Oh, and unfortunately the Jay Marrioti look a like is pretty much figured out, here it is.
Jay look alike: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!
Ok lot's of material. Get after it.
Thanks to Boston lover, Yankee hater, and one hell of an American @HisHolinessHere for the gif