Wednesday, October 6, 2010

You're a dead man, Wladimir


I'll punch you right in your stupid schnoz. You won't even see it coming. You ugly bastard, I'll slap your ass around and choke you with an apron as if you just burnt the meatloaf.

I was telling everybody that Hayden was going to be hot when she was in Remember the Titans. What?! Yeah, it was weird, so what? She IS hot. I was right! LIKE ALWAYS.

Anyway, Wlad, I'll probably be doing you a favor, rearranging your face like that. Might even knock some sense into what is probably a stupid thick skull of yours. SHE'S MINE, YOU HEAR?!

Ah, I'm just playing with you. I'm blissfully still in love with Julia Mancuso. So what kind of work you in, Wlad?

/Googles "Wladimir Klitschko"

Oh. You know I was just messing around, right?

3 comments:

  1. It's true, I was there for the prediction.

    Now if someone had said that she would marry a Ukranian boxer who speaks many languages and plays chess for fun.....that would've been a prediction.

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  2. Also, how in the hell did these two meet? Did Wlad just watch "I love you beth cooper" and say "I must have her"

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  3. I think it was "Bring it On 3"

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