Is their anything better than a baseball celebration. Think about it, you win the series and then FRAT PARTY!!! Then reporters come in there trying their best to get an interview and then KAPOW Beer to the face BEEER TOOO THE FAAAAAACE.
Compare this to say, football. Those NFL guys get a bunch of confetti, they stand on a stage. Then they go inside but instead of partying they have to listen to their owner and asshole commissioner tell them how they are proud of them and thank them for making them filthy stinking rich. After that they probably take a shower and listen to rap music. That's typically what happens in a locker room.
So anyway for the shit storm give me the best celebration for sports OR you could choose to improve any celebration.
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NASCAR has the race, then victory donuts, then a champagne bath. I think this is backwards. They should have a champagne chugging competition, followed by donuts, THEN the race.
ReplyDeleteIt would be like a dizzy-bat race.
Good call.
ReplyDeleteI've always liked F1 celebrations. You win, get some fine ass honey's, THEN you get to spray the people you just defeated with champagne.
I don't know but I feel like there should be more cake in more celebrations. But that's just because I love cake.
ReplyDeleteThe victory parade is one of my favorites. If we could somehow combine Lakers parade instances, such as Shaq rapping, Mark Madsen's dancing, Ron Artest blasted on Hennessy, and Chelsea FC riding on top of a double-decker bus with John Terry grabbing beers out of the crowd into one epic parade, I would be able to die happy.
ReplyDeleteI think a victory parade would have to involve some cake some way, so I'm all for that.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like Detroit and tOSU's style. They win and start breaking shit.
ReplyDeleteThe victory riot is a time-honored tradition. Los Angeles is also pretty good at that.
ReplyDeleteAnd since it's inevitable, I'll go ahead and say, yes, we should loot a bakery for all the cakes we can find in the next victory riot.
What if the winning coach, as he walked to midfield/midcourt/whatever to shake the losing coaches hand, he just pulled out a cake from behind his back and throws it in the losing coaches face, double taunt style. Cake flys, sticks, and stays way better than even the best banana cream pie.
ReplyDeleteThe only objection I would have would be that it not be a Lubeley's Cake. They make the best cakes. We get one for every party we ever have for any and all occasions.
The proof is in the pudding. And that pudding is cake.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for cakes, but there is a line...
ReplyDeleteand to be quite honest Donuts are far superior to any cake.
ReplyDeleteYOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. I LOVE ME SOME DONUTS TOO, BUT SHIT, LATTIMER, YOU HAD BETTER UNFUCK YOURSELF. CAKE IS CLEARLY THE BEST. CLEARLY.
ReplyDeleteIs it socially acceptable to eat cake with your hands? NO it is not. the list goes on and on.
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