Friday afternoon Fun Bag!!!!

Well it's been a great week. First we completely troll the Royal Wedding by KILLING THE MOST WANTED MAN IN THE WORLD, Then we realize we shot him in the eye, THEN we reveal that we also had a SEAL dog. A DOG!!! Even Mother Russia gives us a stoic nod of approval.

This will be a longer Fun Bag simply because we need to address the Bin Laden Reaction.

I wonder if any of our writers has a video addressing this very issue. OH HEY!!! It's our very own Zack Stovall doing the damn thing on the stage.


A four Wheeler, a pistol, and the Stars and Stripes. Eat your heart out Michael Moore.


I mentioned the greatness of Dogs earlier. Most of you know I'm a dog lover, but let's just see what Cats were up to.

Figures

Ok now onto the usual with sports, and people getting injured.

Looks like The SNES Street Fighter game finally made it to Kazakhstan


Icehouse put it best when he said the Enya really made this video, I agree. Also, I love Enya


The Kentucky Derby is this weekend, and I absolutely love Horse Races. Did you see those LOZERS in England wearing those funky ass hats. HAHAHAHAHA We'd Never do that in Amer.....Damn


Finally, If you've haven't already done so, I'd suggest reading Matt Uffords eloquent reaction of a veteran. I know we've been waving our flags and have been going all America on everyone's ass. It goes without saying, but the reason we can celebrate, or condone celebrations, or have any public reaction at all is because we have men and women in our military who know the risks, and are the best at what they do. Most of us didn't do any of the work, but we're still damn proud of it.

Now back to the irreverence of GRH, I'll leave you with my favorite meme.

Andre Iguodala probably wouldn't fit in on the Jets

Chill out, Andre. You just won the World Basketball Championship. The first time the USA has won the gold in said tournament since 1994.

Sure, it sucks standing next to Danny Granger and Stephen Curry, but don't take it out on the dancer. She's just shaking what her Istanbul mama gave her.

Eh, who am I kidding. Step aside, bitch. Andre Iguodala demands it.

Russell Westbrook's perfect jump shot.

Coach K: Ok, Russell. Remember what we worked on in practice. The most important thing is balance. You need to square your hips and shoulders to the basket, and jump straight up and down. When shooting, bring the ball in front of your forehead. Most importantly, keep your elbow in. Otherwise, you will have no control as to the direction the ball will go once you release. Make sure your left hand is there to aid the ball on the way up, so you don't lose control of it.


Russell Westbrook: HEY-ELL YEAH, COACH!

Coach K: Sure. Close enough.


Fin

CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!

With the 2010 Winter Olympics just around the corner, it's time we recognize America's most embarrassing, unloved, and heterosexual... totally heterosexual athlete: APOLO OHNO.



While we respect all religions, races, and sexual orientations here at The Ghost of Roy Hobbs... please don't hold back.