With the 2010 Winter Olympics just around the corner, it's time we recognize America's most embarrassing, unloved, and heterosexual... totally heterosexual athlete: APOLO OHNO.
While we respect all religions, races, and sexual orientations here at The Ghost of Roy Hobbs... please don't hold back.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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Lab Tech: "Mr. Ono, could you please remove your bandanna so I can place this node?"
ReplyDeleteOno: "No baby. The bandanna only comes off for when I party. Speaking of, are you 18 or what?"
Ohno: "Lower...lower...lower..."
ReplyDeleteLab Tech: "Calm down there, Mr. Short Track. I'd break you in half."
After a series of rigorous tests, the doctors confirmed that the grunge version of Jimmy Fallon is just as unlikeable as the others.
ReplyDeleteSweet fucking bandana.
ReplyDeleteSam Crow: "You look here skater boy only Sam Crow can wear a bandana like that. ......Come on boys"
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