Wednesday, January 27, 2010

CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!

With the 2010 Winter Olympics just around the corner, it's time we recognize America's most embarrassing, unloved, and heterosexual... totally heterosexual athlete: APOLO OHNO.



While we respect all religions, races, and sexual orientations here at The Ghost of Roy Hobbs... please don't hold back.

5 comments:

  1. Lab Tech: "Mr. Ono, could you please remove your bandanna so I can place this node?"

    Ono: "No baby. The bandanna only comes off for when I party. Speaking of, are you 18 or what?"

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  2. Ohno: "Lower...lower...lower..."

    Lab Tech: "Calm down there, Mr. Short Track. I'd break you in half."

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  3. After a series of rigorous tests, the doctors confirmed that the grunge version of Jimmy Fallon is just as unlikeable as the others.

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  4. Sam Crow: "You look here skater boy only Sam Crow can wear a bandana like that. ......Come on boys"

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