Sunday, January 24, 2010

Monday Morning S--t Storm

Icehouse and Shabbychicblonde got me thinking.

Who is the sexiest athlete?

Now those of you with a Y chromosome may be saying ANNAKOURNIKOVA!!! But to be honest I define sexiness in a different way and I feel like I have more intellectual moments with my bologna sandwich.

The XXers out there probably have have a multitude of men on their list, and I could probably find something wrong with that individual....unless his name is Albert Pujols in which case I'd ask for an 8X10 with "To Lattimer, Hey mang I like you"


But honestly this was hard.

Ifirst looked at teh tennis ranks and while Sharapova was great in this GRH classic, I'm a capatalist at heart.

Another option is Natalie Gulbis, who is awesome by the way, but I go golfing to swear, drink, and smoke cigars. In that order.

Jennie Finch is another one that would come up. At this point in my life I only play wiffleball. I throw a mean slider, but I think she would take me yard.

So I had to think long and hard about this, and I admit I'm being contrarian for fucks sake but...Sarah Hughes.

Oh hells yeah Salt Lake 2002

/Call me

So lets here from everyone on this one, shit storm begin


  1. So I can mess with my friend, I'm going to say his sister, Larkin Geyer.

  2. Who was the woman who ripped off her shirt after they won the Women's World Cup with free kicks?

    Whatever the antithesis of her is, that's the sexiest athlete. That woman scared me.

  3. I'm going to go with Julia Mancuso. She's hot, she's an Olympic skier, she parties, and she's got a good sense of humor.

    I love her. I used to love Lindsey Vonn, but she's too much of a jock for me.

  4. Cathy Quilico - 3-time national champion$File/Cathy.JPG

  5. Anna Kournikova still wins this one. You don't get any better than that. As far as the sexiest male athlete I will have to think...I am partial to A Rod but I know that makes most people want to vomit

  6. Actually check out Anna Rawson the professional golfer/model she makes my top 5 girl crushes.

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  8. I saw Rawson at the US women's open. She was pretty nice to everyone, but she is no Laura Davies.

    Also, I have no problem with A-Rod. I just think he's weird

  9. Maria Kirilenko. Mad hot, and almost beat Sharapova in the first round of the Aussie Open.

  10. For the record, I think Kirilenko is hotter than Kournikova.

  11. I'm going two-for-one with this pick. Bia and Branca Feres. They're synchronized swimmers. They're also identical Brazilian twins.


  12. Who's that one chick from South America who pole vaults?


    Update: Leryn Franco