Tuesday, January 12, 2010

HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For real.

It just went down.

Lane Kiffin to USC.

Ok first, rational thoughts. I understand why most people critisize coaches jumping program to program, but before the likes of Lupica, Plashcke, every major columnist jump to conclusions, I pose this question. Do you feel the same about every other person in every other profession? That is, do you get upset when a financial advisor jumps firms, or a mechanic jumps shops for whatever reason? College Football is business, and Lane made a business decision. So unless you are holier than though spare me the moral bullshit.

That being said, this is crazy.

So Lane Kiffin, who's only son's middle name is Knox, pisses in the SEC's Corn Flakes and then leaves after one season? Me thinks this is god cutting Tennessee down for the way they dealt with Majors and ironically Fulmer.

First some analysis.

Look Lane has never really proven himself, however he does have a certain ability to surround himself with people smarter than he is. He also has a hot wife. I think USC wanted the whole Lane Kiffin package. That is, they wanted him, his old man, and Big Eddie. and through some voodoo magic Norm Chow. SAY IT AINT SO NORM!!!
/Sad face

But really, it's a little too early to examine the whole thing because who knows what the NCAA will bring down on Troy and who knows how deep hostess gate really goes.

But what I'm worried about is how Tennessee fans are taking it?


Seems reasonable, but what about the REAL FANS?


The University of Tennessee and the Arizona Cardinals. A match made in heaven.

I want to get into more analysis but....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
/breathes

BAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3 comments:

  1. I hope that Kiffin brings some backwoods trons to get arrested in LA.

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  2. - Jim Leavitt makes the most sense as replacement because he's loud, angry, and prone to accidental success. Just like UT.

    - Mike Leach would be the strangest; I like to imagine him in pirate regalia, trying to rollerblade to the cornershop, but hopelessly careening down some random holler towards the river.

    - There are probably boosters trying to get Bill Cowher-Bellichick's phone number, just in case Jon Gruden says no. Another portion is probably weighing their odds with Urban Meyer or Saban. They're delusional in a great way.

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  3. Tommy West would be the funniest. Think about it.

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