"Listen, Gary. It's not YOU. It's me. Me...and Derek."
"SCISSORS ARE SHARP. THEY SHOULD ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS BEAT ROCKS, PAPER, AND ANYONE HOLDING EITHER OF THEM."
"Love me, love me. Say that you love me. Need me, need me, just say that you need me."
And while I'll be very sad when it happens, for the purposes of capconning, it'll be a good day when this man retires.