Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

West. Can't miss it.


Maria Kirilenko would like to play some tennis this weekend. With you. Naked.

That' what I'm talking about. Let's get down to business. More NBA playoffs, and the remaining rounds of the draft to watch on TV. I'll watch the playoffs when I'm not outside, and I've never been that into the draft. Because it's not football, you see, it's a fucking bureaucratic process. But that's neither here nor there.

WOOO! FRIDAY!

First, a little rain delay theater, from Western Kentucky and Florida Atlantic.


Bad American accents in a Canadian PSA about basketball. Yep.


Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks. The only funny part of that movie.


That's it for today, shitbirds. We'll have better content next week.

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Shit. What is this? A blog? Hmm. Ghost of Roy Hooooooobbbs. Mmm, don't really remember it, sorry.

Which is my way of saying yes, I know it's been forever since I've produced something, for which I am terribly sorry. But anyways, on with the fun!

So the Hornets have yet to perfect the whole "Entertain fans while the game is going on" thing. In fact, due to their spectacular failures in this field, they have earned quite the reputation to the tune of getting fined tens of thousands of dollars on the regular. But they sure try, don't they?


You've probably already seen this, but it's phenomenal. Best dunk of March, by far.


I sure hope no crazy hos accuse Kobe of doing stuff he didn't do anytime soon, because I'm really starting to love his personality.


Speaking of personality from perennially hated NBAers, here's this.

BONES!

And on that note, even more. God bless H.E.B. for making these.


Shit yes! High of eighty and not a cloud in the sky, not even protesters can stop me today.

That Ump's got a fat ass.

or...

I've had it up to here with these fucking fans.

or...

Did he get on base while I was taking a shit, or is this still the 5th inning?

Beat these captions, it shouldn't be hard.