Why Kobe Bryant is Not White Hot

The LA Times claims Kobe is "White Hot" but their photo shoot and article make him seem so NOT. 

First off, let me say that I am a Kobe fan. I've met him and can say that he seemed like a great guy. Friendly, chill, and flashing a radiant smile. But when did he loose his sense of self awareness? He comes off looking like a prima donna, being flown in on his helicopter and getting a mani/pedi and facial before he has his makeup applied. I am all for living the luxe life and getting pampered...but seriously? Why write about it. 

And what is with the snood/hoodie? (yes snood is a real fashion item and I swear Ralph Lauren came out with those this year in their women's line.) Or the doofy hat with the bowtie? Come on...

But my main issues with these photos are that he broke shabby chic blonde's cardinal rule about men wearing white. It is acceptable to wear white before memorial day, but not all white. And men should only wear all white under these circumstances: 

1. When the dress code calls for white tie.

2. When playing cricket or tennis. 

3. When it's unbearably hot and you don a very chic white linen suit or sport coat. 

4. If you're a model walking the runway.

5. If you're gay or European you can probably pull it off. 

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Shit. What is this? A blog? Hmm. Ghost of Roy Hooooooobbbs. Mmm, don't really remember it, sorry.

Which is my way of saying yes, I know it's been forever since I've produced something, for which I am terribly sorry. But anyways, on with the fun!

So the Hornets have yet to perfect the whole "Entertain fans while the game is going on" thing. In fact, due to their spectacular failures in this field, they have earned quite the reputation to the tune of getting fined tens of thousands of dollars on the regular. But they sure try, don't they?


You've probably already seen this, but it's phenomenal. Best dunk of March, by far.


I sure hope no crazy hos accuse Kobe of doing stuff he didn't do anytime soon, because I'm really starting to love his personality.


Speaking of personality from perennially hated NBAers, here's this.

BONES!

And on that note, even more. God bless H.E.B. for making these.


Shit yes! High of eighty and not a cloud in the sky, not even protesters can stop me today.

Caption Contest!

"You gotta hook me up with your dad's dealer, man, that stuff was the BOMB!"

or...

"It's because you miss layups, that's why I don't pass to you."

or...

"For the last time, it was CONSENSUAL! The court in Colorado said so, too. What else do I have to do to prove it to you?"

Do better in these captions, and you may be in the running for a prize.