"You gotta hook me up with your dad's dealer, man, that stuff was the BOMB!"
or...
"It's because you miss layups, that's why I don't pass to you."
or...
"For the last time, it was CONSENSUAL! The court in Colorado said so, too. What else do I have to do to prove it to you?"
Do better in these captions, and you may be in the running for a prize.
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Kobe: Between you and me Luke, Shaqs ass don't taste too good
ReplyDeleteYou know, it helps when you get a tattoo that makes you LESS gay, rather than straight flaming.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'.
You see this hand, YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING HAND?!?!?!? IF YOU PLAY THE GRATEFUL DEAD ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IN THE LOCKEROOM...BAM!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Charlie Murphy, What did 5 fingers...say to the face? SLAP
ReplyDeleteI'm Rick James Bitch
(thanks for the assist vitustinnnnitus)
Kobe: "These are Spirit fingers"
ReplyDeleteLuuuuuuuke I am your father
ReplyDeleteKobe is the greatest one arm hug, hand to the face, players in the history of the game
ReplyDelete"Don't talk to Jack Nicholson. He'll only distract you during the game."
ReplyDelete"I put this whole hand in her... ooooohhhhhh"
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