Quentin: When does LeBron get here?
or...
"They left me for dead. It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death."
(Actual Marbury quote).
or...
"It's because the tattoo on the side of my head is stupid, ok? That's why I have the towel on my head, Q, because the tattoo stupid and I'm ashamed that I got it."
Beat these, chumps. Bonus points for anyone that uses an actual Stephon Marbury quote.
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"Money makes you do crazy things, man."
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"You caught up in the game, you need to get caught up in life."
ReplyDelete(actual Marbury quote)
(Might I say that all of these bonus points administrated by our administrator seems vastly totalitarian and slightly un-American? Might I, or will the powers that be see me removed from said website?)
ReplyDeleteBoth: QUICK! Look upset!
“That’s what you get when you try to pay for your freedom. You can’t pay for your freedom. Freedom has to come free. I’m not giving nothing. That’s for real.”
ReplyDelete(actual Marbury quote)
Marbury: I feel Pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GA....
ReplyDeleteQuentin: MARBURY!
Marbury: Man i gotta stop taking those pills from Isaiah
Quentin: you're in idiot, where's LeBron?
Jay-Z: IN BROOKLYN BITCHES AHAHA
Q&M: Goddamn it HOV
/does crazy hand jive
ReplyDelete"That's how I get closer to God."
(actual Marbury action and quote. If you don't believe me, Youtube Marbury on Mike and Mike, fast forward to 7:00 minutes in)
SM: Shit if I was Isiah I might try to take a long nap too.
ReplyDelete“We didn't compete at all. We can't go into games playing like we did(n't) tonight."
ReplyDeletemodified starbury quotes
"Are you not entertained?! Isn't that why you are here?! Are you not entertained?!"
ReplyDelete(Starbury actually yelled this Gladiator quote at a crowd of people watching him and others play a pick-up game at Lincoln High School, his alma mater. I can't make this shit up)
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ReplyDeleteStarbury: "Nigga, I did nothin at work today and STILL got paid."
ReplyDelete“Coach asked me if I wanted to go put my jersey on the court and then come right out. I said, 'Nah.' I don't want my kids to look back and say, 'My father went on the court just to keep up the streak.' I value the fact that I did play that many games in a row, but I think it's more important now to start a new streak.”
ReplyDelete-actual marbury quote
Insert commentary regarding new streak.(emphasis on shame and embarassment)
Q: Whats with the jersey?
ReplyDeleteStarbury: You know just trying to keep up appearances.
Q: Motherfucker you said what?
ReplyDeleteStarbury: Yeah I know it was stupid.
In a sidenote Isiah Thomas the exec is the worst thing that ever happened to the New York Knicks organization.
Oh and Lattimer gave my dog aids.
Marbury: I'm gay!
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There are dog Aids?
ReplyDeleteyeah, some dog screwed a monkey and messed things up for everyone
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHhIMo_6WSY
ReplyDeletederrick rose apparently got a little dirtier on andre miller than I thought.