Quentin: When does LeBron get here?
or...
"They left me for dead. It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death."
(Actual Marbury quote).
or...
"It's because the tattoo on the side of my head is stupid, ok? That's why I have the towel on my head, Q, because the tattoo stupid and I'm ashamed that I got it."
Beat these, chumps. Bonus points for anyone that uses an actual Stephon Marbury quote.
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