Monday, December 22, 2008

The Unreliability of Romothelisberger


There are two teams in the NFL who at one point or another for consecutive weeks were "The" Team in the NFL. While one of them is a lock to be in the playoffs, the other is in a must-win situation. Both have premiere quarterbacks, and ironically enough, these two actual share a storied rivalry from Super Bowl lore.
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Give up? Look at the title, dummy.

The Steelers and their oaf of a QB, Ben Roethlisberger, along side the Dallas Cowboys and their teacher's pet of a QB, Tony Romo, have both put their teams in position to win and put their teams in position to lose. The only reason I find this remarkable can be found in the thrid sentence of the opening paragraph: They're premiere quarterbacks.

While it doesn't seem necessarily odd to say this - one has won a Super Bowl while the other has been the catalyst in the revamping of America's Team - one has to contend that it wouldn't be necessarily odd to deny this. For each of their respective team successes, I don't think it can be said that it is strictly because of the play of either of these brosephs. In fact, I would go so far as to say that when the game is truly on the line, it is not the hands of these two gentlemen which which the ball should be handled.

Look at the stats. For Romo, the outlook is woeful. In only one game has he passed over 34 times and the Cowboys won. Against the simply terrible '49ers, as much is to be expected. Not to mention that game the Barberarian hustled the rock 19 times, and oh yeah, T.O. caught for 213 yards. In the games where the Cowboys have lost? He has thrown over 40 times in each, except for one, in which he threw 38.

The converse could be offered. With Romo out, the Boys lost two of three. I would counter with the fact that it is impossible for a quarterback who has dropped back deep into his forties to win a game, unless its against a team with which he won a Super Bowl.

Ever mindful of his gun-slinging persona, he tosses all sorts of junk just to get intercepted. With all of the talent around him, it might be safe to say that he's the best person on his team that needs to be in the game,Link but doesn't need to be depended to handle the ball.

Congrats, Tony. You're now in a category that is especially reserved for offensive linemen. Ouch.

Now Roethlisberger is a different animal, and don't kid yourself, he is in fact an animal. Prior to this season, this argument was much more sound, but it could be that Big Ben is actually developing into a decent player, despite massive brain damage, even prior to his segway accident that was covered up as a motorcycle accident. Big Ben make equilibrium go BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Prior to this season, the Steelers were a below .500 team when Roethlisberger passed over 25 times. When he passed under 25 times, he lost two. Two games? I'll take that to the bank, dog. Prior to this season, the motto should've been "Running backs, bring your A-game, or we'll trade you to Detroit."

Then, the unthinkable! Two running backs, Willie "Nilly!" Parker and Rashard "You've Been Zooked" Mendenhall, were down and out in the opening games, the Fightin Illini for the year. With a faulty offensive line and a running back who had his former training at a Foot Locker selling "ballin' Nikes" the task of dragging the Steelers kicking and screaming into prosperity lay at the large hoof of Roethelisberger.

He's done well, but let's not anoint this heaping mass, as made painfully clear in Nashville to the tune of two picks, five sacks and four fumbles, two of which were lost.Wahwahweewah. This year has been the exception rather than the rule, but I still think the point is valid: beware of Ben, Steely McBeam, the actual mascot of the Pittsburgh Steelers as of last year. You may not be the biggest dumbest thing on the field anymore.

Point of the story is simple: These teams can and likely will go to the playoffs, pending another game in Pennsylvania for one of the teams. But whether or not these teams do well or do anything at all in the playoffs is up to they the team, rather than these singular characters. If you happen to be a fan of either of these teams, let's hope the supporting cast shows up as well.

2 comments:

  1. couple of points.

    It's fairly obvious that if you want to win in the NFL you need a Team. Name me one Superbowl winning QB that didn't have a solid running game as well as a good defense.

    I would not zoom in on statistics. There are many factors that go into an NFL QB.

    Looking at pass attempts can be misleading. The Steelers are a running team. Furthermore, both teams are successful which could lead one to believe that they may not throw the ball late in games. Just an observation. (Drew Brees has the most passing attempts. The Saints are last in the NFC South)

    "In fact, I would go so far as to say that when the game is truly on the line, it is not the hands of these two gentlemen which which the ball should be handled."

    Agreed with Romo, As of right now he has not won many games of significance. (Late in the season/playoffs) Big Ben however, has the most 4th quarter comebacks since 2004. When he was a rookie.

    Football is a team sport, especially in the NFL. Dan Marino, one of the greatest statistical QB's in the NFL, never won a Superbowl. John Elway...he won one with a great O-line, Davis, a defense, and Alex Gibbs.

    The thing that people overlook is the "got it factor." Nobody keeps stats on great 3rd and medium play action passes. Nobody has stats on QB's who recognize the blitz and hit their hots. Nobody keeps stats on eluding the pass rusher and throwing a lazer down field. (Romo)

    Again being a QB in football is not all about statistics. Simply put, some guys have it and some guys don't. There are so many variables that come into play that you and I can't begin to understand.

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  2. "Where ya been, Homer? The steel industry's been gay for year."
    -Lenny Lenford.

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