"If that is your opinion, then I demand that you step over here and breakdance as well!"
or...
"You wanna hit this too?"
or...
"Alright, but let me play leap-frog a little more and then I'll throw the ball in."
Keep it clean, y'all. Drop a caption in the comment section.
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"Is there a doctor on the front row, because we've really gotta get this rash checked out."
ReplyDeleteDwight Howard: SMELL MY FINGER!!
ReplyDeleteToo easy
ReplyDeleteThis is so dirty
ReplyDeleteSHOOT THE THREE!!!
ReplyDeleteBoth: I love this game
ReplyDeleteSHIT YEAH!!!
ReplyDeleteDwight: Oh I'll show you some magic
ReplyDeleteDwight: I'll be yo superman
ReplyDeleteDwight: Superman that HOOOOOO
ReplyDelete"We are going to whoop y'alls asses in the wheelbarrow race!"
ReplyDeleteCrowd: /Cheering
ReplyDelete"We're playing zone? Can we go back to man-to-man, please?"
ReplyDelete"If you think you can do a handstand better, then you get over here and prove it!"
ReplyDeleteDwight: I just dunked on yo ass
ReplyDeleteehh
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix081prSiNc
ReplyDelete"Well, Shaq was right. His ass doesn't taste half bad."
ReplyDeletemeh
ReplyDeleteDorrell: I'll do anything to stay in the league
ReplyDeleteDwight: This, This right here is why they pay me the big bucks
ReplyDeleteThat's what i call a double team
ReplyDelete***Defense Fail, your doing it wrong
Dorrell: "Okay my sox are up, no what Dwight"
ReplyDeleteHoward: "This is going to be just like OZ! baby, i'm gunna butter yo bread"
Brian I don't know why I didn't think of that one, but in my book you win.
ReplyDeleteDorrell: foul....FOUL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDwight: "Yous a big fine woman won't you back that ass up. call me big daddy come and back that ass up"
ReplyDeleteThanks Steve but we're all winners here on the Ghost of Roy Hobbs...until TW gets involved... that guy is trouble
ReplyDeleteHow am I supposed to put it in when his shorts are still on?
ReplyDeleteDorrell to Howard: "Excuse me, may I ASS you a few questions?
ReplyDeleteHey Rashard over here we bout to Eiffel tower this bitch
ReplyDeleteT.W means well, he just has issues.
ReplyDeleteBet you have never seen LeBron do this.....
ReplyDelete"I don't know if it's going to work, Dorrell, I think we need to think of some new dunk ideas."
ReplyDeleteDwight: I call this dunk the "Rope a Dope who dropped the Soap" SLam
ReplyDelete"On your mark...get set..."
ReplyDeleteDwight Howard: Door Knob!
ReplyDeleteDorrell: Haayyyy Dwiiiight
ReplyDeleteDwight: STARGATE?!
ReplyDelete"Red 37! Blue 42! Set... Hut! Hut!"
ReplyDeleteDwight: This aint Soccer, D. Now Pull my finger
ReplyDelete