Pseudo Caption Contest

Ok first read this. Courtesy of the New York Daily News.

"Which professional athlete talks dirty in the third person? Many of his A-list conquests have had to endure "Yeah, [blank] likes it like that!"

Now on to the rules:

Has to be an athlete.

Have to use third person.

If you use something like "Roger" please designate which Roger.

And of course we want it to be funny.

Example:

"Annnnnd Kobe takes it to the hole."

(Thanks to Deadspin, Sports Crackle Pop, and of course, The New York Daily News)