Friday, December 19, 2008

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

If you find yourself second guessing your sanity when viewing the regular installment of the Friday Afternoon Fun Bag juxtaposed against the non-conventional author of the aforementioned Bag of Fun, guess again. You're sane, and stuff just got weird.

So weird in fact, that Icehouse's boy Jimmie got a little hammered, and then took an exotic vacation with his main squeeze, Terry. It looks like stuff was getting very exotic, indeed.

I'm subbing in for the Icehouse while he's TCB: Taking Care of Bidness.

But I don't want to bore you with pleasantries; let's get to the Fun Bag.

Everyone knows Steve Nash is good. I'm a below-average basketball fan, and even I know that Kanuck can ball. But Steve Nash is also funny. This has been proven in the past, and has been proven as of late as well. Way to go, Honky.

I don't mind Chad Ocho Cinco's antics. I really don't. My one request is that your antics be more than just antics and be genuinely hilarious, as well as original. Ocho Cinco? Meet Stylez G. White. Stylez: 1 - Chad: 0.

I'm fairly certain this has already been FAFB'ed, but with the Holidays nigh, and with many of our friends travelling to The Sunshine State, I felt it appropriate to bring it up again. Oh, the timeless classics; they don't make them like they used to.

Word on the street is that they're making a G.I. Joe movie. These are pretty old, but it would behoove the producers of said film to attempt to make them as close to these cartooned shorts as possible. If you like to laugh, watch these multiple times in a row.

I also suggest googling them and finding more. They too are timeless classics.

And if you're wondering what Maury's up to these days, just ask this guy. Whatever it is, he's pretty pumped about it.

And to close, a Joe Homer shout out. God, Arkansas, you can't help but fulfill the stereotypes that justly plague my every move outside your borders.

Jim Bob was also a state representative, as well as a candidate for the U.S. Senate. I bet he thinks it's cool to be in People Magazine.

So that's it. I did my best. And I think I did alright. So have a good weekend folks. Have some Christmas cheer. Get some Egg Nog. Seriously, it's delicious.


  1. I love the nog, i'll even drink the stuff without any booze in it. In fact I'm going to take a chug out of the jug right now.

  2. I'm sure "sunshine state" was a Dumb and Dumber reference, meaning Colorado. But, whether CO or CA, Tanner Hall broke his ankles in Utah.

  3. Wrong Icehouse! Twas an Old School reference!

    and oh yeah.....

    Body Massage...GO!!