Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Caption Contest!


Kobe: Don't you hate pants?!

or...

Kobe: Hey Doc! Medic! Pau's sleeping with his eyes open again!

or...

Pau: Just once, I wish that you pass me the ball.
Kobe: NEVEEERRRR!

Pau and Jordan Farmar have both recently complained about not getting the rock enough. The Lakeshow are 2-2 against the Sticky Nuggs going back to LA. Have fun with this one.

17 comments:

  1. KOBE: Man, are you sure Waldo's out there? 'Cause I can't see him anywhere.

    PAU: Focus... like this.

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  2. Pau: It's a plane...It's gotta be a plane...Maybe a tractor?

    Kobe: I DON'T SEE SHIT!Pau: You're trying too hard...Just gaze at it.

    Kobe: THIS SHIT'S WEAK!Pau: It's a plane. For real. Gotta be a plane.

    Kobe: I STILL DON'T SEE SHIT! I GOT MY OWN PLANE! I'MA KEEP YELLIN TIL I SEE THIS SHIT PLANE!

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  3. Kobe [singing]: I'm walking on sunshine, whoaoaoaoa!

    Pau: I can't wait for this season to be over.

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  4. All work and no ball makes Pau a dull boy

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  5. Kobe: Yo man, get a motha fuckin rebound

    Pau: whatever you Charles Barkley lookin motha fucka

    Kobe: :::the expression of being burned:::

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  6. Pau: So hungry... going to pass out.

    Kobe: Can we get my man a hot dog?!

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  7. Kobe: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(This is the noise a fart makes)PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP



    Pau: Dude!

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  8. Kobe: O SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY! PAU, RUN QUICK MAN RUN GET SOME HELP!

    Pau: ................

    Kobe: Pau?!? Pau?! O LORD HAVE MERCY! WAYNE BRADY KILLED PAU!

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  9. Kobe: God that ESPN/Spike Lee joint about me is getting terrible reviews.

    Pau: Sorry what did you say?

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  10. Pau: Chick in the second row, in the Kurt Rambis throwback.

    Kobe: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

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  11. Pau: I WANNA ROCK!

    Kobe: ROCK!

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  12. Pau: Kenyon stepped on my toes.

    Kobe: THAT'S NOT COOL, KMART!

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  13. Kobe: Ahhhhh man, my 401K!

    Pau: Tell me about it. The ramifications of frivolous spending combined with unmonitored credit grants to those who obviously can't afford to pay have really caught up to the economy.

    Kobe: Puff Puff, Pass. Hold breath. "Recession like a motha fucka". Exhales

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  15. Pau: I swear to God Kobe...one more Geico joke and I will pimp slap you

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