"I HATE WEARING PANTS!"
or...
Kevin: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
Ben: Except you brushing you teeth. Goddamn.
or...
Ben: Man am I glad I don't have to do this again until October.
This picture's a little played out, but it still looks hilarious, and is ripe for the captioning. Have at it.
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KG: Don't you EVER show your back to Brian Scalabrine!
ReplyDeleteScalabrine: Oy thar ye be thankin yewr gon' be dancin' come series end but NAAYYY yewl be wishtlin' Oh Danny Boy-o when we sheep yar back to old Chicagoanland of nod! Oy!
ReplyDeleteBen: Wow, so you're authentic Celtic Irish? You are ADORABLE!
KG: I KNOW! HE'S LIKE A MASCOT WHO CAN KIND OF SHOOT!
Kev: YEAH IT'S A CLIP ON! DO SOMETHING
ReplyDeleteThe only way KG can regain his strength is by eating other players.
ReplyDeleteKG: Yo Ben, when I make this face i look like Michael Jordan, right! yo check it out. right? right?
ReplyDeleteBen: (to self) head down. don't laugh. head down. don't laugh.
KG: I'm walking on sunshine, WHOOOAOAOAOA!
ReplyDeleteBen: Jail is better than playing here.
Ben: (to self) Man, I know if I walk by Garnett is going to try and make out with me again. This motha fucka does this every time. Just walk straight keep focused and don't pay attention to him and his tall hunky stature with those deep eyes and, wtf?!?
ReplyDeleteKevin NOOOO
Ben: You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk/
ReplyDeleteKG: BITCH YOU CORNY
Ben: Attention all you players and and pimps, right now is the place to be. I know I told yall dudes before but yall cant fuck with me.
ReplyDeleteKG: SHAKE YO ASS. WATCH YOSELF. SHAKE YO ASS. SHOW ME WHAT YOUR WORKING WIT
KG: YEAHHHHHH TAKE THAT SHIT
ReplyDeleteBen: (inside mind) I'm ignoring you, I'm ignoring you, I'm ignoring you.
KG: LOUD NO0OISES!
ReplyDelete"How bout I eat YOUR cornbread?"
ReplyDeleteKG: I LIKE PLAYING DODGE BALL
ReplyDeleteBen: (internally) I don't
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ReplyDeleteWhen asked if Kevin Garnett would return in time for Game 7 of the Bulls-Celtics first round match up, the Coach-in-fact and Boston Citizens' Player Representative (CIF/BCPR) Brian Scalabrine stated, "We didn't anticipate how well he would dress; the touch of class he adds to the bench is just too valuable to our success right now. Plus, I think it's obvious that the team needs the rock in my hands if we're going to get out of this series."
ReplyDeleteKG: LOOK AT THE HALFTIME SHOW MUHFUCKA! SEE HOW ENTRANCED BRIAN AND STEPHON ARE?! LOOK AT THE COURT GODDAMNIT!
ReplyDeleteI HAD TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DOWNLOADING MY FREE KFC COUPON FROM OPRAH'S WEBSITE... YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, WORM?
ReplyDeleteKG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW INSUFFERABLE THESE FANS ARE!!!
ReplyDeleteNO IDEA!!!
Garnet: "...FROM ZANZIBAR"!
ReplyDeleteGarnett: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you.
ReplyDelete/Full Metal Jacket elitism
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