Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Caption Contest!


China's most famous athlete can run on any track at any time, and that includes during the female team speedwalker's practice.

or...

"Must...Not...Break...Foot."

or...

"October can't come quickly enough. This country sucks and my wife here is ugly."

27 comments:

  1. Yao: Ohhhh NOo! THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO. GO GO GODZILLA!! yEEAhhh! OHHHH NOOO!! THERE GOES TOKYO!! GO GO GODZILLA!

    :::Commence air Guitar:::

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  2. Ron Altest velly velly funny man.

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  3. Yao: "MUST ESCAPE POLITICAL REPRESSION!"

    Group of speedwalking chicks: "Join us comrade! Glorious contributions to motherland will proliferate Chinese development! Join us or die! Can you do no less?!"

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  4. In Communist China, Track runs YOU!

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  5. The effects of the Large Hardon Collider (LHC) by CERN can be seen here as the "Yao Ming" Phenomenon is created from the energy produced by the collision of particles.

    Scientists believe that reaction is a major gateway into how to recreate the "Lebron Theory".


    http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/LHC-en.html

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  6. Are these real speedwalkers, or are they walk-synching while the ugly speedwalkers do all the work out of the picture?

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  7. I am YAO, THE MIGHTY TRACK SALMON!

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  8. I rearry rearry rike my shoes

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  9. Females: Is that Yao Ming? I didn't know he could moonwalk!

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  10. Attendance was down at this year's running of China's semi-annual "Most Confusing Race Possible."

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  11. China's response to the Ivan Drago workout scene in Rocky IV. Next picture is him dunking on a rim that measures dunk power.

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  12. What they don't show is the next picture of a young boy with a sling taking Yao out with just one rock.

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  13. Typical Saturday at any track in China.......

    7'6 Chinese man running shirtless and in the wrong direction trying to pick up a flock of power walkers.

    Hellllloooo ladies

    Think Chinese muscle beach.

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  14. Yao: You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk




    Thanks for the lay-up, ICE

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  15. Confucius say if four 80 lb women move in one direction, a 320 lb man must move in the opposite.

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  16. now class, today we will be learning about "Optical Illusions". Yes Timmy.

    Timmy: aren't they called optical tricks?

    Teacher: No Timmy, Tricks are what whores do for money. Moving on here is an example of an optical illusion regarding depth perception. See how the group of 4 women look smaller then Yao Ming. This is the illusion, they are actually just as tall just a lot further back.

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  17. Yao: Crap, sorry guys, I left my white hat in the gym bag I'll run back and get it.

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  18. Yao: I believe Mr. Gilmore achieved that feat not even an hour ago.

    Shooter Mcgavin: Well good for Mr. GilmomomoO my God.

    Yao: Hey shooter, is this your 5 iron?

    Shooter McGavin: O good you can count.

    Yao: And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.


    neighboring Chinese women..oooooo

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  19. "Wait up! [gasp] jackass ice cream man!"

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  20. Group: Yao, why are you running?

    Yao: I called Mr. Frosty a liar.

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  21. HEY GUYS WAIT UP!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

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  22. Anonymous said...

    Group: Yao, why are you running?

    Yao: I called the Jack in a Box guy a liar.

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  23. @Brian: Kind of makes me rethink this whole Get Out of Asian Jail Free Card I got; That looks like a happenin' place.

    Caption: Yao grimaces as he remembers that he inconveniently forgot to put deodorant on as the pack of females run past his underarm.

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  24. yao's own personal slip and slide was always being confused for a running track by lesser beings. yao will make them all pay.

    but first, he will slip, and then, he will slide.

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  25. Yao: I don't know how it happened but Jim Varney got the shotgun. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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  26. Yao: hhheyyy laaadiess!!!

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