Kobe: Don't you hate pants?!
or...
Kobe: Hey Doc! Medic! Pau's sleeping with his eyes open again!
or...
Pau: Just once, I wish that you pass me the ball.
Kobe: NEVEEERRRR!
Pau and Jordan Farmar have both recently complained about not getting the rock enough. The Lakeshow are 2-2 against the Sticky Nuggs going back to LA. Have fun with this one.
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KOBE: Man, are you sure Waldo's out there? 'Cause I can't see him anywhere.
ReplyDeletePAU: Focus... like this.
Pau: It's a plane...It's gotta be a plane...Maybe a tractor?
ReplyDeleteKobe: I DON'T SEE SHIT!Pau: You're trying too hard...Just gaze at it.
Kobe: THIS SHIT'S WEAK!Pau: It's a plane. For real. Gotta be a plane.
Kobe: I STILL DON'T SEE SHIT! I GOT MY OWN PLANE! I'MA KEEP YELLIN TIL I SEE THIS SHIT PLANE!
Kobe [singing]: I'm walking on sunshine, whoaoaoaoa!
ReplyDeletePau: I can't wait for this season to be over.
All work and no ball makes Pau a dull boy
ReplyDeleteKobe: Yo man, get a motha fuckin rebound
ReplyDeletePau: whatever you Charles Barkley lookin motha fucka
Kobe: :::the expression of being burned:::
Pau: So hungry... going to pass out.
ReplyDeleteKobe: Can we get my man a hot dog?!
Kobe: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(This is the noise a fart makes)PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ReplyDeletePau: Dude!
Kobe: O SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY! PAU, RUN QUICK MAN RUN GET SOME HELP!
ReplyDeletePau: ................
Kobe: Pau?!? Pau?! O LORD HAVE MERCY! WAYNE BRADY KILLED PAU!
Kobe: God that ESPN/Spike Lee joint about me is getting terrible reviews.
ReplyDeletePau: Sorry what did you say?
Pau: Chick in the second row, in the Kurt Rambis throwback.
ReplyDeleteKobe: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
Pau: I WANNA ROCK!
ReplyDeleteKobe: ROCK!
KOBE: Owww. Stop pinchin me, Pau.
ReplyDeletePau: Kenyon stepped on my toes.
ReplyDeleteKobe: THAT'S NOT COOL, KMART!
Kobe: Ahhhhh man, my 401K!
ReplyDeletePau: Tell me about it. The ramifications of frivolous spending combined with unmonitored credit grants to those who obviously can't afford to pay have really caught up to the economy.
Kobe: Puff Puff, Pass. Hold breath. "Recession like a motha fucka". Exhales
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ReplyDeletePau: I swear to God Kobe...one more Geico joke and I will pimp slap you
ReplyDeleteBrian wins.
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