Barack: I keep trying to go a little more to the right, but this jackass keeps going left!
or...
Joe: This is the best thing Eisenhower ever did.
Barack: I think you're forgetting about the interstate highway system and leading the allied forces in World War II.
Joe: I'm not.
or...
Joe: Hey Barack! Thousand Bucks you miss that putt!
Barack: Gambling is illegal here at the White House, sir...
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Barack: Don't we have some stuff to do?
ReplyDeleteJoe: Man, you're not a Washington insider yet. This is what we do most of the day. Clinton spent most of his time in the shed over there.
/Simpsons elitism. Million points to whoever can tell me which episode it's from. Zero points if vitustinnitus gets it first.
JOE: Mr. President, you really remind me of Tiger right now. The clubs, the hair, the hot wife...
ReplyDeleteOBAMA: My wife looks like a monster you kiss-ass. Just keep your mouth shut until the cameras leave.
"You know, this country is a wreck, but when DC gives you a nice day like this, you take it. You take it."
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ReplyDeleteJoe (singing): I said putt-putt in the butt... I said putt-putt in the butt... You wanna putt it in my butt, in my butt? Let's putt it in the butt... okay!
ReplyDeleteBarack: You're even making Quayle look good.
/after miss
ReplyDeleteObama: FUCK YOU ELEPHANT
/Throws putter at giant pink elephant standing over hole.
PAR FOR THE COURSE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
ReplyDeleteObama: "shannanananananan fanananananana danananananan faannanananananan shannanananana"
ReplyDeleteJoe: Hey Hollywood, turn off that damn blackberry.
ReplyDelete/Caddyshack Elitism
ReplyDeleteJoe: As he nods his head: I went to John Rave with Ron and Dave, met a new age blond babe with half of her head shav...
ReplyDeleteObama: Excuse me?
(iPod meets caption contest)
Obama: Joe, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
ReplyDeleteBiden: Piece of cake. (claps with one hand)
I never meant to give you mushrooms, Brian. I never meant to bring you to my world. Now you're sitting in the corner cryin' and it's my fault.
ReplyDeleteJoe, you'll receive your sandwich at the conclusion of the photo-op. Straighten your arms and keep your head down, or there will be no Capri Sun, and I'm serious.
ReplyDeleteObama: Hey Joe, what kind of ball are you playing with?
ReplyDeleteBiden: Titleist Pro V1 Mr President, and yourself?
Obama: Noodle, we're in a Recession Joe, we can't be spending money on expensive balls.
Biden: he he he...'That's what she said'
F*** YOU, I'M ON BREAK!
ReplyDelete/Memphis elitism (?)
ReplyDeleteObama: Lines up putt, reads green: Internal Dialogue: "I wonder if the saying is going to change to 'Obama rich'?"
ReplyDeleteObama: (into earpiece microphone)
ReplyDeleteTake him out
.....Make it look like an accident.
ReplyDeleteAll kidding aside, I have no idea what sort of logic prompted this photo-op. "Let's make the president and his second in command look like elitist assholes while the world falls to shit around them. Everybody have film in their cameras? Have at it." Why did this happen? I want to know.
ReplyDeleteBlowing off steam.
ReplyDeleteUr doin it right.