Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Caption Contest!


Obama: "We need insurance for all Americans. ANKLE INSURANCE! Kobe!"

or...

Obama: "What? What? You didn't read the papers that day? We the rail splitters! And nobody's fucking with us!"

or:

Secret Service Agent 1: "Dude, your pits stink."
Secret Service Agent 2: "That's not me, man, Michelle's over there on the bench press."

We know the man loves to hoop, but there's some weird stuff going on in this picture. Have fun.

5 comments:

  1. Secret agent 1: Dude just fucking let him win.

    Secret agent 2: What? I was trying to draw the charge.

    Secret agent 1: Jokes on you, Obama never calls his fouls.

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  2. White guys: "We were under the impression that there would be no jumping."

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  3. I haven't slamma-jamma'd on this many white people since the election

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