
Obama: "We need insurance for all Americans. ANKLE INSURANCE! Kobe!"
or...
Obama: "What? What? You didn't read the papers that day? We the rail splitters! And nobody's fucking with us!"
or:
Secret Service Agent 1: "Dude, your pits stink."
Secret Service Agent 2: "That's not me, man, Michelle's over there on the bench press."
We know the man loves to hoop, but there's some weird stuff going on in this picture. Have fun.