
Obama: "We need insurance for all Americans. ANKLE INSURANCE! Kobe!"
or...
Obama: "What? What? You didn't read the papers that day? We the rail splitters! And nobody's fucking with us!"
or:
Secret Service Agent 1: "Dude, your pits stink."
Secret Service Agent 2: "That's not me, man, Michelle's over there on the bench press."
We know the man loves to hoop, but there's some weird stuff going on in this picture. Have fun.
Secret agent 1: Dude just fucking let him win.
ReplyDeleteSecret agent 2: What? I was trying to draw the charge.
Secret agent 1: Jokes on you, Obama never calls his fouls.
White guys: "We were under the impression that there would be no jumping."
ReplyDeleteBooker Pogue wins
ReplyDeleteHe's a shoot-first guard.
ReplyDeleteI haven't slamma-jamma'd on this many white people since the election
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