Ronaldo demonstrates Real Madrid's new set piece.
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Ronaldo: "You see, I am tired of getting hits in the nuts. Sooo, I turn around now."
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"Hey Ronaldo, remember when you got arrested with a bunch of trannies? Well, we gave you the benefit of the doubt until..."
Bunch of CL games yesterday. Rip this guy a new ball magnet.
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Ronaldo: "ehhhhhh....ahhhhhh....gahhhhhhhh
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agggggahhhhhh herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....bwaaaaaaahhhhhh.
Oh thank god.....oh thank you. Seriously guys sticking deflated balls up my ass then inflating them with the quick pump is getting really old."
RONALDO: Have you ever seen a Brazilian woman give birth?
ReplyDeleteR. CARLOS: Ha, yeah. After Pele fucks her in the ass!
Ronaldo's new take on Brazilian Fart Porn
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5 bucks says you can't score a goal like that
ReplyDelete5 bucks says you can score a goal like that.
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ReplyDeleteCarlos: I mean....I've seen the floating ball trick done by blowing a ping pong ball straight in the air but this.....this is just fucking incredible
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"OUCH! The dreaded chameleon jellyfish! How did he know to disguise himself in such a fashion?"
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