Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Caption Contest!


Ronaldo demonstrates Real Madrid's new set piece.

or...

Ronaldo: "You see, I am tired of getting hits in the nuts. Sooo, I turn around now."

or...

"Hey Ronaldo, remember when you got arrested with a bunch of trannies? Well, we gave you the benefit of the doubt until..."

Bunch of CL games yesterday. Rip this guy a new ball magnet.

9 comments:

  1. Ronaldo: "ehhhhhh....ahhhhhh....gahhhhhhhh
    /heavy breathing
    agggggahhhhhh herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....bwaaaaaaahhhhhh.

    Oh thank god.....oh thank you. Seriously guys sticking deflated balls up my ass then inflating them with the quick pump is getting really old."

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  2. RONALDO: Have you ever seen a Brazilian woman give birth?

    R. CARLOS: Ha, yeah. After Pele fucks her in the ass!

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  3. Ronaldo's new take on Brazilian Fart Porn


    (which by the way is real and absolutely the grossest/funniest thing I've ever seen. Google it.)

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  4. 5 bucks says you can't score a goal like that

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  5. 5 bucks says you can score a goal like that.

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  7. Carlos: I mean....I've seen the floating ball trick done by blowing a ping pong ball straight in the air but this.....this is just fucking incredible

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  8. This is in no way related, but it is hilarious.

    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/09/16/five-reasons-why-starting-a-giant-catfish-at-quarterback-for-tennessee-is-the-right-call/#more-12136

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  9. "OUCH! The dreaded chameleon jellyfish! How did he know to disguise himself in such a fashion?"

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