After changing the name of the game from the "Red River Shootout" to the "Red River Rivalry," the game became a little watered-down.
or...
Colt: "Ain't this more fun than partyin'?!"
Sam: "Yeah.... sure."
or...
Sam: "I sure am glad we chose Coach Brown's way of working out our differences, instead of Coach Stoops's."
Colt: "Yeah. What is it with him and throwing knives?"
Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford playing ping pong on the field of the cotton bowl like a couple of foppish dandies. Or like a couple of boy scouts. They just look like wieners.
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Colt: "you like muddin?"
ReplyDeleteSam: "No"
Colt: "you like varmit huntin?"
Sam: "No"
Colt: "shootin bottles?"
Sam: "No"
Colt: "Ping pong?"
Sam: "HELL YEAH"
Sam: "What's the score?"
ReplyDeleteColt: "45-35."
Sam: "Real mature."
Icehouse wins.
ReplyDeleteColt: "Did you invite Tebow?"
ReplyDeleteSam: "Fuck off."
Attendance was down at this year's special olympics ping pong finals.
ReplyDelete(because they both look retarded, you see)
ReplyDeleteColt: Sometimes... I don't know it's just that...
ReplyDeleteSam: Go on, buddy. You can tell me anything.
Colt: Well... it's just that sometimes I don't feel worthy of my name. It's a tough, American, Texas quarterback name, and I'm just a little guy who struggles to grow a moustache.
Sam: That's pretty gay, Colt. But yeah, I agree.
Colt:
ReplyDelete/throws paddle.
QUIT SPINNING YOUR FUCKING SERVES
Colt: ...and remember when Sergio laid your gay-ass out?
ReplyDeleteColt & Sam: Who the hell puts a ping pong table in the middle of the Cotton Bowl?
ReplyDeleteCoach Brown & Stoops: /snickering Look at these idiots! They are a couple-a fanny bandits!
Both: Heck, beats book-learnin'
ReplyDeleteBoth: So we could have a bunch of millions of dollars right now, huh? Be NFL QB's and all?
ReplyDeleteStafford, in Airplane Fly-By: GAYYYSSS!!!
Colt: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
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