Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Caption Contest!


After changing the name of the game from the "Red River Shootout" to the "Red River Rivalry," the game became a little watered-down.

or...

Colt: "Ain't this more fun than partyin'?!"
Sam: "Yeah.... sure."

or...

Sam: "I sure am glad we chose Coach Brown's way of working out our differences, instead of Coach Stoops's."
Colt: "Yeah. What is it with him and throwing knives?"

Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford playing ping pong on the field of the cotton bowl like a couple of foppish dandies. Or like a couple of boy scouts. They just look like wieners.

13 comments:

  1. Colt: "you like muddin?"
    Sam: "No"

    Colt: "you like varmit huntin?"
    Sam: "No"

    Colt: "shootin bottles?"
    Sam: "No"

    Colt: "Ping pong?"
    Sam: "HELL YEAH"

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  2. Sam: "What's the score?"
    Colt: "45-35."
    Sam: "Real mature."

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  3. Colt: "Did you invite Tebow?"
    Sam: "Fuck off."

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  4. Attendance was down at this year's special olympics ping pong finals.

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  5. (because they both look retarded, you see)

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  6. Colt: Sometimes... I don't know it's just that...

    Sam: Go on, buddy. You can tell me anything.

    Colt: Well... it's just that sometimes I don't feel worthy of my name. It's a tough, American, Texas quarterback name, and I'm just a little guy who struggles to grow a moustache.

    Sam: That's pretty gay, Colt. But yeah, I agree.

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  7. Colt:
    /throws paddle.

    QUIT SPINNING YOUR FUCKING SERVES

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  8. Colt: ...and remember when Sergio laid your gay-ass out?

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  9. Colt & Sam: Who the hell puts a ping pong table in the middle of the Cotton Bowl?

    Coach Brown & Stoops: /snickering Look at these idiots! They are a couple-a fanny bandits!

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  10. Both: So we could have a bunch of millions of dollars right now, huh? Be NFL QB's and all?



    Stafford, in Airplane Fly-By: GAYYYSSS!!!

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  11. Colt: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

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