Better than the rest of the pitchers on the Reds.
or...
"That fucker's crowding the plate. Not on my watch!"
or...
"Who did the Nationals get to throw out the first pitch? What?! Well, what about the Rangers? JESSICA SIMPSON?! So where am I going? Aw, shit."
In respect for the upcoming glory that is Opening Day, a caption contest. As always, I know you can do better than the above captions, and keep it clean.
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he he he I call this pitch the shock and awe, dare you to hit you terrorist shit.
ReplyDeleteFinally! Someone to play catch with! Lousy Cheney always said he was busy.
ReplyDeleteLittle does Laura know that I just popped a fat lip. AHHHHHH the good ole days.
ReplyDeleteHeckuva knuckler, Brownie!
ReplyDeleteHere is how the game works. George throws the ball at the target. The target is Afghanistan. Depending on how much George misses by a middle eastern country at a distance and direction relative to Bush's miss will be destroyed.
ReplyDeleteBAAASSSEEEEBAAAALLLLL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHE HE HE...I should have stopped by A-Rods' first. Now the whole world will know I throw like a girl. He HE HE...I should have called the ARAB guy who threw the shoe at my head to teach me how to throw...HE HE HE hEy??? I Wonder of A RAB is related to A ROD? He HE HE does that make A ROD A terrorist HE hE hE man i'm so high
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ReplyDelete*scorekeeping elitism
I'm going to pretend the mitt is dad's head and fire this fucker in there.
ReplyDeleteThis has nothing to do with G.W.B. but an article in the 4/3 edition of the NY Post.
ReplyDeleteActual quote from an article involving LeBronBron
"After the pistol whipping (leaving welts on their necks from the necklace strippin') the visiting Mavericks last Sunday..."
That's right Biggy just made the Post....just saying...