Caption Contest!

Since we are equal-opportunity roasters here at the Ghost, we have yet another Presidential Opening Day Caption Contest.

"Change-up you can believe in."

or...

"I told you Obama's a lefty!"

or...

"From The Big Lead: FUCK THIS, WHAT'S MICHELLE WEARING?!"

Step up to the plate and knock this picture out of the park.

Caption Contest!

Better than the rest of the pitchers on the Reds.

or...

"That fucker's crowding the plate. Not on my watch!"

or...

"Who did the Nationals get to throw out the first pitch? What?! Well, what about the Rangers? JESSICA SIMPSON?! So where am I going? Aw, shit."

In respect for the upcoming glory that is Opening Day, a caption contest. As always, I know you can do better than the above captions, and keep it clean.

We interupt this blog for an important announcement

My fellow Hobbers.

Today we face an a period of uncertainty,

a

period of anger, a period of hate.

However this day can

also

bring

joy, happiness, hope

and most importantly

CHANGE.

My fellow Hobbers, today is the start of the NCAA tournament.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN COME TOGETHER.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CRY.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CELEBRATE.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN FEEL LIKE AN EXPERT
(Standing ovation)


Hobberland.

People before you have said, do NOT watch the games today.

Your friends have said a 16

cant

beat

a

1

They've said UNC

is

overrated.

BUT TODAY HOBBERLAND, TODAY IS YOUR DAY
(STANDING OVATION-CONTINUED APPLAUSE)

WE MUST CHANGE THE TYPICAL ESPN ANALYSIS

WE MUST CHANGE THE BAN ON OFFICE POOL GAMBLING

WE MUST MAKE THE LOCAL OFFICE WISE ASS LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

AND EVEN TODAY

Hobberville,

somebody

who knows nothing about basketball

can look like a genius

You ask.

how do we make this change?

well you sign up for the GRH bracket pool

Yahoo (tourney pick'em 09)
ID# 85273
Password: grh

seriously you only have about 4-5 hours so hurry up.

My fellow Hobbers, I filled out my own bracket,
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COPYING IT)


And I implore you to do the same.

Thank you,

and God bless GRH.
(Standing ovation)