Thursday, March 19, 2009

We interupt this blog for an important announcement


My fellow Hobbers.

Today we face an a period of uncertainty,

a

period of anger, a period of hate.

However this day can

also

bring

joy, happiness, hope

and most importantly

CHANGE.

My fellow Hobbers, today is the start of the NCAA tournament.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN COME TOGETHER.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CRY.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CELEBRATE.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN FEEL LIKE AN EXPERT
(Standing ovation)


Hobberland.

People before you have said, do NOT watch the games today.

Your friends have said a 16

cant

beat

a

1

They've said UNC

is

overrated.

BUT TODAY HOBBERLAND, TODAY IS YOUR DAY
(STANDING OVATION-CONTINUED APPLAUSE)

WE MUST CHANGE THE TYPICAL ESPN ANALYSIS

WE MUST CHANGE THE BAN ON OFFICE POOL GAMBLING

WE MUST MAKE THE LOCAL OFFICE WISE ASS LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

AND EVEN TODAY

Hobberville,

somebody

who knows nothing about basketball

can look like a genius

You ask.

how do we make this change?

well you sign up for the GRH bracket pool

Yahoo (tourney pick'em 09)
ID# 85273
Password: grh

seriously you only have about 4-5 hours so hurry up.

My fellow Hobbers, I filled out my own bracket,
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COPYING IT)


And I implore you to do the same.

Thank you,

and God bless GRH.
(Standing ovation)

1 comment:

  1. "Yeah? Well the world needs ditch diggers too!"

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