Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Caption Contest!



Yes indeed, yes indeed. It's a new Wednesday and a new Caption Contest!

Tim: THERE CAN ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER!!!

Or maybe this.

Pau: "Hey! Hey where'd you go?!"

Tim: "Pickaboo!"

Pau: "Ohh! There you are!"

Or perchaps...

Pau: "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena. Heeeeey Macarena! Aiyy!"

Tim: "I just scored a three-point J."

Pau: "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena. Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena. Heeeeey Macarena! Aiyy!"

Hobbers — Now, go do that voodoo that you do so well.

16 comments:

  1. Duncan: Play
    /throws ball at Pau

    Pau:???

    Duncan: Play
    /throws ball at Pau

    Pau: hey stop that

    Duncan: Play
    /slams ball on Pau's head

    Entire Spurs team: BANGARANG!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. TD: Heal! HEAL! You shall be healed!

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  3. "Thumbnail of Pau audition tape for 'Dancing with the Stars'"

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  4. Pau: Lemme get a piece of that ass.
    TD: NO MEANS NO!

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  5. NBA Broadcaster: What's remarkable is how they can hold that position. The shot clock has long since expired, and the game has come to a screeching halt.

    NBA Color Commentator: That's right, Todd. These two have been frozen in this very same position for well over twenty minutes now, and referees are hesitant to approach them to break them up.

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  6. TD: I dub thee knight, 'Pau the Nutless, from the land of Kobonia.' Arise, and join the bretheren of the imported goons!

    /Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Andrew Bogut, Fabricio Oberto applaud

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  7. Pau: Alright, who put crazy glue on the ball again?

    TD: eghh if you just hold still eghhh I can eghhh get it off.

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  8. Pau: Move that ball so I can give you a big ol' bear hug Timmy.

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  9. TD: Off Pau's head, nothing but net.

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  10. TD: "Your lobster style is no match for my Crane"

    enter Wu Tang and a resurrected ODB

    ODB: I got to see dis shit

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  11. VitusTinnitusHasHerpesMarch 4, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    Green Light....... RED LIGHT!

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  13. Michael Jordan: Tim, just tell him to touch the ball. Don't be scared. He'll get all his skills back.


    (hope everyone got that one)

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  14. Pau: ugh

    TD: You silly bitch

    Commentator: I guess Pau takes balls to the face often

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  15. pau resembles elliott in this picture...that is all.

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