Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Caption Contest!


Demon Deacon: "Thanks for riding bitch, Muggsy. I look Huge!"
Muggsy Bogues: "Maybe, but it also looks like I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher. Who's the bitch now?!"

or...

Muggsy: Whose motorcycle is this?
Deacon: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper, baby.
Muggsy: Whose chopper is this?
Deacon: It's Zed's, baby.
Muggsy: Who's Zed?
Deacon: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

or...

Woman in foreground: I got it! I got it! We are playing softball, right?

Weird picture, weird examples, let's kick this thing's ass.

5 comments:

  1. #72: We're one of the most prestigious private universities in the country and this is what we have for homecoming? A demon deaconess tossing a baton in the air,and a giant foam church elder with a mean streak sitting on a bike with someone who is 5'3?

    ...We lack flavor.

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  2. Muggsy: "We're gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"

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  3. Woman in foreground: Lookout! Waterballoon!

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  4. Muggsy: Weeeeeee!

    Lady: O Jesus is Muggsy Bogues again!

    Muggsy: Oh hey Jennifer, i didn't expect to see you here? What's good Mama, wanna do something strange for some change?

    Jennifer (Formally known as Lady): Muggsy you know I have a restraining order against your short punk ass for trying to dunk my Chuwawa.

    Demon: Points up and Yells "O SHIT! WATERMELON!!" jumps off chopper and runs.

    Muggsy: Hey baby, look, i got me a choppa. Hop on it!

    Jennifer: I wouldn't hop on your chopper if you were Michael Jor.....SPLAT (watermelon crashes on Jennifers head)

    Muggsy: Ha! Stupid White Bitch....Rides off

    "I'm Rick James BITCH!!"

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