Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Caption Contest!


Hobbers, it's an uncharted day today: RICKY RANDOM CAPTION CONTEST!

No celebrity athletes today, folks. This picture, I thought was too good to pass up. For added pleasure, just think about what these two goons are probably doing today: Working at Enterprise Rent-a-car and living at home, still keeping in touch with Ty Willingham.

Jersey: So that pretty much ruins 90% of your activities for your weekend, eh?
Sweatshirt: No, I'm a switch hitter.
Jersey: Wow.

Sweatshirt: You should see the other guy.
Jersey: Wow.

Sweatshirt: I found my Dad's Atari, and it's got a joy stick like this.
Jersey: Wow.

Sweatshirt: There's a better chance of me playing with this cast than of you playing at 100%.
Jersey: Wow....I mean, yeah...

I implore you. Please do better than I did.

8 comments:

  1. #28: So you were supposed to be the next Tebow?

    Locker: Kinda, I mean we both had casts for a while, both big, we can run and throw, but there's one difference.

    #28 What's that?

    Locker: I pop fat redman chaws and tebow is all into religion and shit. That and the fact that he plays at Florida and I'm stuck with you ass hats at Washington

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  2. Sweatshirt: Rock

    #28: Shit, you win again.

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  3. #28: So can I sign your cast?

    Sweatshirt: Does it look like I let anybody sign it?

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  4. this is what happens when you keep hitting yourself on the left side of your face.

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  5. Sweatshirt: That's what I get for trying to cut my own hair.

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  6. Sweatshirt: The bitch of it was trying to get this big cast down this undersized sweatshirt.

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  7. How do you not know that's Jake Locker?March 19, 2009 at 5:33 AM

    Hobbers,

    Sweatshirt guy is Jake Locker.

    Capcon accordingly.

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  8. BECAUSE JAKE LOCKER IS A DOOOOOOOOUCHE.

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