Monday, March 9, 2009

Monday Morning S--T Storm

Starting on a more serious note.

last night I stumbled across a website (tastefully) entitled Pimp This Bum!

URL's aside, the site posts videos of homeless individuals in Houston and asks for donations. Maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart, but it's worth a look.

Now, in some weird way this is actually related to the Shit Storm I had planned.

Currently the national unemployment level is around 8.1%.

People are hurting, and I recently read several articles suggesting that even professional sports may need to cut back.

So in the unlikely event that this does happen, what in the hell will pro athletes do for a living?

And that my fellow Hobbers, is the Shit Storm.

Lets match some pro athletes with some steady jobs.

My first selection, just so we can get it out of the way.

Mike Vick, host of the new Animal Planet show called "Whats up Dog" where Mike travels around the country interviewing celebrities and their pets.

OK that was weak, another example.

RAY LEWIS: preacher/CutCo rep.

Alright Hobbersonians let your dirty minds run wild.


  1. Gilbert Arenas takes over Tracy Morgan's role on 30 Rock.

  2. J.J Redick: Ambulance chasing lawyer

  3. Maurice Clarett: Talking head pundit-expert on Ohio's penal system.

  4. Shaquille O'Neal: President of the United States of America.

  5. John McEnroe: AT&T Customer Service Representative

  6. @Lattimer: "Charles Barkley. Pit Boss"

    you got me. I can't top that.

  7. Tom Brady: Clown

  8. I think Anonymous meant to say "Tom Brady is a clown"

  9. no no, I'm pretty sure in spirit of the storm Tom Brady would make a great clown. You know a Brazilian supermodel for a wife clown.