It's not football season until Ray Ray f*cking murders someone

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Caption Contest!

I'm not going to kick this one off with any suggestions. Because all of you know how to make a dicksucking joke. Ok, just one.

Quoth the Raven, "Your semen is quite tart, have you been eating a lot of salt?"

Props to commenter Brian for the picture.

Monday Morning S--T Storm

Starting on a more serious note.

last night I stumbled across a website (tastefully) entitled Pimp This Bum!

URL's aside, the site posts videos of homeless individuals in Houston and asks for donations. Maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart, but it's worth a look.

Now, in some weird way this is actually related to the Shit Storm I had planned.

Currently the national unemployment level is around 8.1%.

People are hurting, and I recently read several articles suggesting that even professional sports may need to cut back.

So in the unlikely event that this does happen, what in the hell will pro athletes do for a living?

And that my fellow Hobbers, is the Shit Storm.

Lets match some pro athletes with some steady jobs.

My first selection, just so we can get it out of the way.


Mike Vick, host of the new Animal Planet show called "Whats up Dog" where Mike travels around the country interviewing celebrities and their pets.

OK that was weak, another example.


RAY LEWIS: preacher/CutCo rep.

Alright Hobbersonians let your dirty minds run wild.