Showing posts with label its march and im so insane right now. Show all posts
Showing posts with label its march and im so insane right now. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Fancy that! We get to keep playing!


Fit like min, hey? This Aberdonian is bonnie like it's hogmanay!

Many a bas blethered that we would not make it this far. FUCKLE to the neaps whose brackets we 'ave boosted. FUCKLE TO ALL THE NEAPS I SAY! The bams from Kansas dinna deserve to get to the sweet sixteen. They received naught from their moorish twins and young Xavier. Oh, and Sharron is a prat.

They put up a wee rammy, but twasn't mooch erefore we were quaffing with the quines back at the pub. Oh, how the bonnie quines let their petticoats fall at the sight of mine visage!

You better can your havering ere Fryday, when put a knuck in the gob of those Spartans fae Michigan State. Faur will you be? At your mum's painting your wee nails, you ladymen!

HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!

Raise your pints to the Northern Iowa Panthers!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Hey Assholes



See this video?

Yeah well unless you sign up for the GRH bracket pool your one shining moment this month will be telling people an inflated amount of how much you drank during St. Patty's day.

All you have to do is sign up for a FREE yahoo account.

go to fantasy sports, tourney pick em.

Search a group ID, and enter the password.

You have until Noon tomorrow, so get on that shit.

ID: 68965
Password: grh

Caption Contest!

There are days, and even weeks when I feel like I'm just shouting to myself on this site. Well, since I'm the only one who can hear myself scream, I'm just going to start having fun with the posting. Here's today's caption contest.

Allen Iverson prepares for his television debut on "COPS: Newport News."


Angel Berroa: "Hey Ronnie, don't we have spring training or something?"
Ronnie Belliard: "Shh! Can it, man! Would you rather go to Asia on Manny's dime or hang out with Coach Torre?"
Manny Ramirez: "WOOOO! TAIWAN! LET'S ALL GO BANG IN THE COCKPIT! COCKPIT, GET IT!"
Everyone: "Yes, Manny."

Ok. Fun. Have at it. I'll probably bury this in a little bit, which is really too bad, because these pictures are hilarious.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

We interupt this blog for an important announcement


My fellow Hobbers.

Today we face an a period of uncertainty,

a

period of anger, a period of hate.

However this day can

also

bring

joy, happiness, hope

and most importantly

CHANGE.

My fellow Hobbers, today is the start of the NCAA tournament.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN COME TOGETHER.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CRY.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CELEBRATE.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN FEEL LIKE AN EXPERT
(Standing ovation)


Hobberland.

People before you have said, do NOT watch the games today.

Your friends have said a 16

cant

beat

a

1

They've said UNC

is

overrated.

BUT TODAY HOBBERLAND, TODAY IS YOUR DAY
(STANDING OVATION-CONTINUED APPLAUSE)

WE MUST CHANGE THE TYPICAL ESPN ANALYSIS

WE MUST CHANGE THE BAN ON OFFICE POOL GAMBLING

WE MUST MAKE THE LOCAL OFFICE WISE ASS LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

AND EVEN TODAY

Hobberville,

somebody

who knows nothing about basketball

can look like a genius

You ask.

how do we make this change?

well you sign up for the GRH bracket pool

Yahoo (tourney pick'em 09)
ID# 85273
Password: grh

seriously you only have about 4-5 hours so hurry up.

My fellow Hobbers, I filled out my own bracket,
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COPYING IT)


And I implore you to do the same.

Thank you,

and God bless GRH.
(Standing ovation)