OMG! WELL-TIMED REBOUND AND SUBSEQUENT LAY UP!

THE BALL WENT IN THE CIRCLE AS TIME EXPIRED! GOOD THING KOBE BRYANT MISSED THAT THREE POINT SHOT, SAYS RONALD ARTEST, EH COWORKERS? HUZZAH! I KNEW THE LAKERS WOULD WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE THE TEAM THAT HAS MOST RECENTLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP AND USED TO EMPLOY THE SERVICES OF MAGIC JOHNSON.


I watched a How I Met Your Mother rerun last night. If you're not watching that show, you're missing out on some good ole fashioned, American, all-Caucasian guffawing.

Barack Obama Early Favorite to Win Heisman Trophy

WASHINGTON -- Amassing a stellar personal record of gamesmanship, President Barack Obama, a true freshman from the University of Illinois, is projected to be the heavy-favorite for the coveted Heisman Trophy halfway through the college football season.

While the 6'1-1/2" WR has left much to be desired in terms of yards, receptions, touchdowns and blocks, fans say his lack of fumbles, penalties and dropped balls are a testament to the gritty determination of the Fighting Illini's heart and soul.

"He's a proven leader, much like that Tim Tebow guy," said sports analyst Kirk Herbstriet. "His words are as dazzling as his stats. I mean, he hasn't dropped one ball all year? That's a winner in my book. Plus, his determination and will-to-win are second to none.

"He's really brought about a change in the culture of college football, and that prose of his can really fire a team up."

Heisman voters agree that while it may seem premature to give a mere freshman the most prized award in all of college football while not having much to show for it yet, voters are excited about the prospects that 'yet' may yield.

"I mean, he could be the best wide receiver ever!," said Heisman voter Brent Musburger. "The best ever. You gotta think he's going to follow through with all this."

Others remain skeptical, claiming hype over production does not a Heisman-winner make.

"He hasn't really, uh, done anything yet," said known racist and QB-advocate Matt Leinart, winner of the 2005 Heisman Trophy. "Why'd you write 'racist' next to my name?"

Obama and Illini Coach Ron Zook had yet to make a statement about the early-morning revelation, as Obama is the President of the Student Body and has been busy dealing with a ruling on hazing violations in the Alpha Tau Omega House, as well as the Iranian Nuclear crisis.

We interupt this blog for an important announcement

My fellow Hobbers.

Today we face an a period of uncertainty,

a

period of anger, a period of hate.

However this day can

also

bring

joy, happiness, hope

and most importantly

CHANGE.

My fellow Hobbers, today is the start of the NCAA tournament.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN COME TOGETHER.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CRY.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN CELEBRATE.

WHERE EVERYONE CAN FEEL LIKE AN EXPERT
(Standing ovation)


Hobberland.

People before you have said, do NOT watch the games today.

Your friends have said a 16

cant

beat

a

1

They've said UNC

is

overrated.

BUT TODAY HOBBERLAND, TODAY IS YOUR DAY
(STANDING OVATION-CONTINUED APPLAUSE)

WE MUST CHANGE THE TYPICAL ESPN ANALYSIS

WE MUST CHANGE THE BAN ON OFFICE POOL GAMBLING

WE MUST MAKE THE LOCAL OFFICE WISE ASS LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

AND EVEN TODAY

Hobberville,

somebody

who knows nothing about basketball

can look like a genius

You ask.

how do we make this change?

well you sign up for the GRH bracket pool

Yahoo (tourney pick'em 09)
ID# 85273
Password: grh

seriously you only have about 4-5 hours so hurry up.

My fellow Hobbers, I filled out my own bracket,
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COPYING IT)


And I implore you to do the same.

Thank you,

and God bless GRH.
(Standing ovation)