Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Caption Contest!


Since we are equal-opportunity roasters here at the Ghost, we have yet another Presidential Opening Day Caption Contest.

"Change-up you can believe in."

or...

"I told you Obama's a lefty!"

or...

"From The Big Lead: FUCK THIS, WHAT'S MICHELLE WEARING?!"

Step up to the plate and knock this picture out of the park.

15 comments:

  1. in chant "Pitchers got a big...economic crises to deal with along social reform and to mend international relations while reposition overseas troops from Iraq to Afghanistan and the threat of the ever present effects of global warm.....

    fuck this...


    no batta no batta no batta, swing batta"

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  2. Obama: I

    HOPE

    I can get it over the plate.

    I

    HOPE

    I don't look like an idiot.

    We

    Must

    Change.

    the way presidents throw out opening pitches.

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  3. "I like my jeans like I like my borders, painted on."

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  4. Michelle Obama: "how the hell am I supposed to get this ball over the plate and have people believe that my Barackolicious who threw this?"

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  5. Obama Staffer: Uh, sir? You're going to have to stop posing and actually throw the ball at some point.

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  6. a Pre President Barack: Okay okay okay, you can do this...laces out...(looks at ball and moves it around) what the F*&k?!? how am I supposed to do laces out on this Goddamn thing. I believe this thing needs to Change! Change? Believe? "A change you can believe in"?

    O MAN MICHELLE IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS

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  7. "You can be good at this sport and smoke cigarettes constantly? Adios, basketball."

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  9. Major Newspaper Report: Barack Legalizes Anabolic Steroids and HGH in Baseball and will institute a tax on the performance enhancing substances. President Obama says he will use the proceeds to help fund charities for victims of domestic violence.

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  10. Barack: Thinking on the wind up: Man if only my last name started with an "R", then i could have this conversation.

    Assistant: President Barack R_______, what would you like to drink? PBR?

    PBR: Hellz yizzeah

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  11. "Ok, Sasha, slow and steady, here it comes."

    /Sasha takes pops yard

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  12. In addition to Icehouse....

    Sasha: This one's for Mommy MOMMY....SEE YA

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  13. These jeans are worth more than your life.

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  14. this pitch is gonna sink just like my public approval rating...

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