Pete: "Hey, are you on twitter?!"
Vicente: "...no."
or...
Pete: "Say, what are you doing this Saturday? I'm having a little get-together down at the yacht club. I'm christening my new sloop. How'd you like to mow my lawn?"
or...
Vicente: "This place, is not as sexy."
It's former Mexican President Vicente Fox with USC Head Coach Pete Carroll. I know you can do better than these, I'm just still grieving over Mutombo.
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Pete:Your pornstache..it's..it's..calling to me.
ReplyDeleteVicente: I know.
C.V.E.
Vicente: No, I'm not the most interesting man in the world. Why do gringos keep asking me this?
ReplyDeleteCarroll: Got any tips on who should be our QB?
ReplyDeleteFox: NO.
Carroll: Look, I'm sorry we lost Sanchez.
Fox: Okay. Go with young man. No Mustain.
Carroll: Thanks....I mean, Gracias.
Fox: I ate the worm...jajajaja
ReplyDeletePete: So how long do we have to keep staring at each other, grinning like idiots?
ReplyDeleteVinny: As long as it takes, my enemy. As long as it takes.
Vicente: Really? Sports championships of some sort? Because I beat an entire oligarchy to become the first President elected from an opposition party. It was umm...how do you say?.. more impressive.
ReplyDeleteHey pete, guess whats in my pocket???
ReplyDeleteYup... its my dong.
Fox: Lo siento, Pete. Just because you and Sanchez were tight does not mean that I am your esse.
ReplyDeletePete: The drug lord problem, your obviously not competing, that's the thing you have to compete, do you how fast I'm talking? I'm competing against you for how many words I can say In a minute. Do you know I can go a day without peeing? It's true, I also sleep 3 hours a night. I'm just so jacked right now. Practice 2 hours away, lets go run.
ReplyDeleteVincente: ....
Pete: Thanks for the presentation, but we're doing fine with Samoans. Really, you guys are so much better at soccer, just stick with that. But again, thanks for coming in. Misti will drive you to the airport. Misti? We're ready for you. Yeah. Ciao.
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